LEAR O, how this mother244 swells up toward my heart!
Thy element’s below246!— Where is this daughter?
KENT With the earl, sir, here within.
LEAR Follow me not: stay here.
GENTLEMAN Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
KENT None. How chance the king comes with so small a
number?
FOOL An thou had’st been set i’th’stocks for that
question, thou’dst well deserved it.
KENT Why, fool?
FOOL We’ll set thee to school to an ant to teach thee255
there’s no labouring i’th’winter. All that follow their noses
are led by their eyes but blind men, and there’s not a nose
among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking258. Let go thy
hold when a great wheel runs down a hill lest it break thy
neck with following: but the great one that goes upward, let
him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better
counsel, give me mine again262: I would have none but knaves
follow it, since a fool gives it.
That sir264 which serves and seeks for gain,
And follows but for form265,
Will pack266 when it begins to rain,
And leave thee in the storm.
But I will tarry, the fool will stay,
And let the wise man fly:
The knave turns fool that runs away,
The fool no knave, perdy271.
KENT Where learned you this, fool?
FOOL Not i’th’stocks, fool.
LEAR Deny274 to speak with me? They are sick, they are weary,
They have travelled all the night? Mere fetches275,
The images of revolt and flying off276.
Fetch me a better answer.
GLOUCESTER My dear lord,
You know the fiery quality of the duke,
How unremovable and fixed he is
In his own course.
LEAR Vengeance, plague, death, confusion282!
Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
GLOUCESTER Well, my good lord, I have informed them so.
LEAR Informed them? Dost thou understand me, man?
GLOUCESTER Ay, my good lord.
LEAR The king would speak with Cornwall: the dear father
Would with his daughter speak, commands, tends289, service.
Are they informed of this? My breath and blood!
Fiery? The fiery duke? Tell the hot duke that —
No, but not yet: maybe he is not well.
Infirmity doth still neglect all office293
Whereto our health is bound: we are not ourselves
When nature, being oppressed295, commands the mind
To suffer with the body. I’ll forbear,
And am fallen out with my more headier will297,
To take the indisposed and sickly fit
For the sound man. Death on my state299! Wherefore
Should he sit here? This act persuades me
That this remotion301 of the duke and her
Is practice only. Give me my servant forth302.
Go tell the duke and’s303 wife I’d speak with them,
Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,
Or at their chamber-door I’ll beat the drum
Till it cry sleep to death.
GLOUCESTER I would have all well betwixt you.
LEAR O me, my heart, my rising heart! But, down!
FOOL Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney309 did to the eels when
she put ’em i’th’paste alive: she knapped ’em o’th’coxcombs310
with a stick and cried ‘Down, wantons311, down!’ ’Twas her
brother that, in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay312.
LEAR Good morrow to you both.
CORNWALL Hail to your grace!
REGAN I am glad to see your highness.
LEAR Regan, I think you are. I know what reason
I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb,
Sepulch’ring an adult’ress319.— O, are you free?
Some other time for that.— Belovèd Regan,
Thy sister’s naught321: O Regan, she hath tied
Sharp-toothed unkindness, like a vulture322, here.
I can scarce speak to thee. Thou’lt not believe
With how depraved a quality — O Regan!
REGAN I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope
You less know how to value her desert326
Than she to scant her duty.
LEAR Say? How is that?
REGAN I cannot think my sister in the least
Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance
She have restrained the riots of your followers,
’Tis on such ground and to such wholesome end
As clears her from all blame.
LEAR My curses on her!
REGAN O, sir, you are old:
Nature in you stands on the very verge336
Of her confine: you should be ruled and led
By some discretion that discerns your state338
Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,
That to our sister you do make return:
Say you have wronged her.
LEAR Ask her forgiveness?
Do you but mark how this becomes the house343:
Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;
Age is unnecessary345. On my knees I beg
That you’ll vouchsafe me raiment346, bed and food.
REGAN Good sir, no more: these are unsightly tricks:
Return you to my sister.
LEAR Never, Regan:
She hath abated350 me of half my train,