"But how do we do that? People just don't care enough about their privacy to surf the net through an encrypted link. They don't see why it matters if eavesdroppers know what they're googling for."
"Yeah, but webpages are small amounts of traffic. If we got people to routinely download a few giant encrypted files every day, that would create as much ciphertext as thousands of webpages."
"You're talking about indienet," I said.
"You got it," he said. indienet all lower case, always was the thing that made Pigspleen Net into one of the most successful independent ISPs in the world. Back when the major record labels started suing their fans for downloading their music, a lot of the independent labels and their artists were aghast. How can you make money by suing your customers?
Pigspleen's founder had the answer: she opened up a deal for any act that wanted to work with their fans instead of fighting them. Give Pigspleen a license to distribute your music to its customers and it would give you a share of the subscription fees based on how popular your music was. For an indie artist, the big problem isn't piracy, it's obscurity: no one even cares enough about your tunes to steal 'em.
It worked. Hundreds of independent acts and labels signed up with Pigspleen, and the more music there was, the more fans switched to getting their Internet service from Pigspleen, and the more money there was for the artists. Inside of a year, the ISP had a hundred thousand new customers and now it had a million more than half the broadband connections in the city.
"An overhaul of the indienet code has been on my plate for months now," Jolu said. "The original programs were written really fast and dirty and they could be made a lot more efficient with a little work. But I just haven't had the time. One of the highmarked todo items has been to encrypt the connections, just because Trudy likes it that way." Trudy Doo was the founder of
Cory Doctorow/Little Brother/48
Pigspleen. She was an old time San Francisco punk legend, the singer/frontwoman of the anarchofeminist band Speedwhores, and she was crazy about privacy. I could totally believe that she'd want her music service encrypted on general principles.
"Well, there's tons of crypto code for free online, of course,"
Jolu said. He was doing the thing he did when he was digging into a meaty code problem getting that faraway look, drumming his palms on the table, making the coffee slosh into the saucers. I wanted to laugh everything might be destroyed and crap and scary, but Jolu would write that code.
He looked at me. "What, you don't think I can manage it?"
"I mean, you did this whole Xnet thing without even telling me.
Without talking to me. I kind of thought that you didn't need my help with this stuff."
I was brought up short. "What?" I said again. Jolu was looking really steamed now. It was clear that this had been eating him for a long time. "Jolu "
He looked at me and I could see that he was furious. How had I missed this? God, I was such an idiot sometimes. "Look dude, it's not a big deal " by which he clearly meant that it was a really big deal "it's just that you know, you never even asked. I hate the DHS. Darryl was my friend too. I could have really helped with it."
I wanted to stick my head between my knees. "Listen Jolu, that was really stupid of me. I did it at like two in the morning. I was just crazy when it was happening. I "
I couldn't explain it. Yeah, he was right, and that was the problem. It had been two in the morning but I could have talked to Jolu about it the next day or the next. I hadn't because I'd known what he'd say that it was an ugly hack, that I needed to think it through better. Jolu was always figuring out how to turn my 2 AM ideas into real code, but the stuff that he came out with was always a little different from what I'd come up with. I'd wanted the project for myself. I'd gotten totally into being M1k3y.
"I'm sorry," I said at last. "I'm really, really sorry. You're totally right. I just got freaked out and did something stupid. I really need your help. I can't make this work without you."
"You mean it?"
"Of course I mean it," I said. "You're the best coder I know.
You're a goddamned genius, Jolu. I would be honored if you'd help me with this."
He drummed his fingers some more. "It's just You know.
You're the leader. Van's the smart one. Darryl was... He was your secondincommand, the guy who had it all organized, who watched the details. Being the programmer, that was my thing. It felt like you were saying you didn't need me."
"Oh man, I am such an idiot. Jolu, you're the bestqualified person I know to do this. I'm really, really, really "