"Well. That is something I have often wondered about. Thank you. By the way, keep trying with your death-gaze—it is painful, you know. So that is something, anyway. Now, as to the sermon—a proud and arrogant man, such as yourself—with an admittedly admirable quality of didacticism about him—was given to doing research in the area of a certain disfiguring and degenerative disease. One day he contracted it himself. Since he had not yet developed a cure for the condition, he did take time out to regard himself in a mirror and say, 'But on
"You have finished speaking now?" asked Yama.
"That's about it. A sermon is a warning, and you have been warned."
"Whatever your power, Sam, I see that it is at this moment proof against my death-gaze. Consider yourself fortunate that I am weakened —"
"I do indeed, for my head is about to split. Damn your eyes!"
"One day I will try your power again, and even if it should still be proof against my own, you will fall on that day. If not by my Attribute, then by my blade."
"If that is a challenge, I choose to defer acceptance. I suggest that you do try my words before you attempt to make it good."
At this point, the sand was halfway up Yama's thighs.
Sam sighed and climbed down from his perch.
"There is only one clear path to this rock, and I am about to follow it away from here. Now, I will tell you how to gain your life, if you are not too proud. I have instructed the monks to come to my aid, here at this place, if they hear a cry for help. I told you earlier that I was not going to call for help, and that is true. If, however, you begin calling out for aid with that powerful voice of yours, they shall be here before you sink too much farther. They will bring you safely to firm ground and will not try to harm you, for such is their way. I like the thought of the god of death being saved by the monks of Buddha. Good night, Yama, I'm going to leave you now."
Yama smiled. "There will be another day, oh Buddha," he stated. "I can wait for it. Flee now as far and as fast as you can. The world is not large enough to hide you from my wrath. I will follow you, and I will teach you of the enlightenment that is pure hellfire."
"In the meantime," said Sam, "I suggest you solicit aid of my followers or learn the difficult art of mud-breathing."
He picked his way across the field, Yama's eyes burning into his back.
When he reached the trail, he turned. "And you may want to mention in Heaven," he said, "that I was called out of town on a business deal."
Yama did not reply.
"I think I am going to make a deal for some weapons," he finished, "some rather special weapons. So when you come after me, bring your girl friend along. If she likes what she sees, she may persuade you to switch sides."
Then he struck the trail and moved away through the night, whistling, beneath a moon that was white and a moon that was golden.
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