Man Eater

A born bureaucrat, it appeared the temper of his Imperial Majesty’s illustrious Prefect had not been mitigated when he learned the grease patch on his scarlet tunic would not come out and that the acid used to remove it had, dear oh dear, burned a nasty hole in the wool. Therefore, Pallas related cheerfully, it was in good old civilian white that Macer had his minions pacing the distance between kitchen and bedroom, footpath and palisade, crocodiles and bedroom, measuring this, measuring that, heights, depths, breadths, then he’d made them do it again to double check. Disrupting just about every schedule on the estate, he’d taken statements, querying, quantifying, qualifying and generally making a balls-up wherever he poked his skinny pink nose. ‘As a consequence,’ the big man added casually, ‘no one was where they should have been this afternoon, no one at all.’

As he disappeared through the door of the east wing, Claudia was left with a distinct feeling that Pallas had been trying to tell her something, although for the life of her she didn’t know what. However, there was one thing she could be sure of. If Pallas knew she was off the premises, it would be common knowledge among the rest of the family. Luckily, such would be the impact of Agrippa’s death that Macer would have no time to divert his energies into proving his preposterous case against Claudia Seferius.

Civil unrest was a possibility.

Military unrest was a genuine threat.

Even before he’d buried his friend, Augustus would have been battening down every corner of the Empire, moving his generals like men in a game of Twelve Lines, appeasing, reassuring, castigating if necessary. Without doubt the Prefect intended to play a full part in the crisis for which, joy of joys, he’d have to do without full dress uniform. Claudia heard disembodied humming and discovered it was hers.

Pallas claimed he had no idea who provided her alibi indeed, with his sense of mischief, it could well have been the fat man himself-but more perplexing than who, was the why. Because by protecting Claudia, someone had very cleverly covered themselves…

A flurry of activity along the colonnade caught her eye. A messenger. Then Macer. Then much urgent mumbling. The two men disappeared indoors, leaving other sounds to tell the story. Hobnail boots as the legionaries were rounded up. Jangling harnesses as horses were saddled.

‘What happening, you know?’ Taranis, appearing from nowhere, scratched at his stubble as the hoofbeats echoed into the twilight.

Since it was not in Claudia’s interests to enlighten him-or anyone else for that matter-she shrugged and examined a broken nail.

The Celt failed to take the hint. ‘You and me, we go see, yes? Er-’ His itch seemed to spread to his uncombed thatch. Either that or he was puzzled about something. ‘You-all right?’

The furrow in his brow was so deep his eyebrows met in the middle. Taranis was confused. Here is Roman noblewoman pinching thumb and first finger and making circles over her head. Is not normal.

‘Perfectly,’ Claudia replied, replacing her non-existent money-spider among the borage leaves and was not surprised, upon straightening up, to find herself alone once more with her thoughts. The sun had set, yet the sky retained the same fiery quality that you feel yourself when you embark on a brand-new venture. Around her, the circus animals had pretty well settled down-an occasional howl, the odd bark-it was as quiet as it ever gets down this end of the valley, and even the vultures, constantly scrounging offal and carrion, had flown back to their roosts for the night. Slaves lit the torches, and a smell of fresh apple cakes wafted from the ovens.

Claudia leaned back and thought of the tart her mother used to bake, filled with spinach and smoked cheese and pine nuts. Used to! Ha! She made it just the once, on one of the rare occasions she’d been sober, because Claudia’s father was due home from campaign. He was only an orderly and the glory never rubbed off on the likes of him, so Claudia had suggested the pie as a treat. She never knew what happened to that tart, because within minutes of his walking through the door, her parents were at it hammer and tongs, rowing like he’d never been away, and Claudia had stuffed rags in her ears and hidden behind the woodpile until her father slammed the door and her mother passed out in an alcoholic haze.

‘Taken with my chimera, are you?’

‘I beg your pardon?’

Alis was standing behind her, clutching a set of bronze scoops in one hand and a ceramic jar in another. It was difficult to imagine her in Rome, where domestic chores were assigned to lackeys. Silly cow would probably take up spinning.

‘My statue. I thought you were admiring it.’

Good grief, no. Beastly thing. Quite unintentionally, Claudia’s eyes had been fixed on a fire-breathing marble monster across the courtyard, part lion, part dragon, part goat. ‘Oh yes, I was,’ she smiled, patting the seat in polite invitation.