George was mildly intrigued. "Oh, come off it," he said, smiling. "You're imagining things."
An impatient tapping on the counter reminded Gladys that she was neglecting her duties.
"Shan't be a jiffy," she said. "There's old Mr Henry. I mustn't keep 'im waiting."
George nodded understandingly. He was used to carrying on interrupted conversations with Gladys. It was understood between them that customers should not be kept waiting no matter how pressing the topic of discussion happened to be.
He glanced at Mr Henry, who was waiting impatiently for a small whisky. Mr Henry, like George, was a regular customer of the King's Arms. He was a thin, red-faced little man, and he kept to himself. George often speculated what he did for a living. This morning, George decided that there was something rather mysterious about Mr Henry. He drank a little of his beer and relaxed against the wall.
Edgar Robinson jogged George's elbow. "Wake up, cock," he said, settling himself comfortably on a stool. "You look like sleeping beauty this morning. Bin on the tiles?"
George Fraser blinked at him, sighed and said, "Morning."
Robinson took off his thick glasses and polished them with a grimy handkerchief. Without his glasses his eyes looked like small, green gooseberries. "Be a pal and ask me what I'll have," he said, showing his yellow teeth as he beamed at George. "I've bin and left me money at home."
George eyed him without enthusiasm. "Well, what'll it be?"
Robinson put his glasses on again and looked round the bar. "Well, I'd like a double whisky," he said, after a moment's thought, "but seeing as 'ow you're paying, I'll make it a beer."
George signalled to Gladys.
"What's up?" Robinson asked, eyeing George keenly. "Very strong and silent this morning, aren't you? Gotta touch of pox or something?"
"I'm all right," George said shortly. He disliked Edgar Robinson, while admiring his ability as a salesman.
"That's the spirit," Robinson returned, beaming again. "Must have my boys on the top line. The right mental attitude gets the business, you know. If you're worrying about anything, 'ow can you hope to get orders?" He smiled his horsey smile as Gladys joined them. "Hello, my pretty," he went on; " 'pon my soul, she gets more desirable every day. Wouldn't you like a little session with our Gladys in the park, George?"
George looked uncomfortable. Sex embarrassed him, and Robinson was always making him feel awkward by his loose talk in mixed society.
"Oh, shut up," he growled, and without looking at Gladys he muttered, "Give him a mild and hitter, please."
Robinson grinned. "Glad, my girl, I believe we've the privilege of drinking in the company of a virgin. Not being one meself, and knowing from the saucy look in your eye, my pretty, that you'd make no false claims, we knows Who we're talking abaht, don't we?"
Gladys giggled, drew another pint of beer and set it before Robinson. She glanced at George's red face, winked at him and said, "Don't you take any notice of him. It's those who talk the most that do the least."