Shades

“Questions…you must dare to ask, and learn. Too simple is it to be told answers. They become…invaluable, see? That which you put together in your mind…this is true learning. This is understanding, yes? Repeating answers by rote…good for parrots. They get crackers. Bad for boys. Bad for men.”

“That’s all they want at school,” Danny said. “That’s why I hate the place.”

Gustav frowned. “Hate the place, or the learning?”

“They don’t teach us anything…they just…recite, you know? And they want you to spit it back at them same way they said it to you.”

“This I understand. You understand, too. Question, question, and question some more. Every question leads to a better question, until there can only be silence as an answer.”

Danny’s face scrunched up. “I think I get you.”

“Good. Then you begin to understand.”

They walked on in silence.

…and the string spun.

THREE

Danny had never seen so many books. Every room, every wall, floor to ceiling bookshelves, and not a single one was empty. Danny tried to read their spines, but it was too dark. The lights were off and the windows were blocked.

“Can you turn the lights on?” Danny asked.

Gustav clapped his hands. The lights came on.

“How’d you do that?” Danny asked.

“How?” Gustav grinned. “Guess.”

“I don’t know; some kind of weird shit, like the string?”

“Perhaps. Yes, perhaps that. Or perhaps not.”

“Well, what else would it be?”

“Maybe from the television, yes? You’ve seen the commercials? $19.95, plus shipping and handling. They double your order—for free! Can you believe? Act now and get a special bonus gift.”

Danny clapped his hands, and the lights turned off. He clapped them again and they went back on. “I can’t believe you actually ordered that thing. Everyone knows the stuff they sell on TV is a ripoff.”

Shrugging, Gustav walked over to a shelf, selected a book, and placed it in Danny’s hand.

“Read.”

Danny looked at the cover. It was blank. He flipped it over; the same. He opened it, turned a few pages. They were also blank. “There’s nothing here.”

Gustav clapped his hands. The lights went out.

“Hey,” Danny yelled. “Turn them back on!”

“No.”

“Turn them on, man. I’m warning you, if you try anything I’ll—”

“You talk too much. Read.”

“I can’t read if I can’t see, you crazy old commie!” Danny put the book down and clapped his hands to turn the lights back on.

Nothing happened.

He clapped them again. The darkness remained.

“Great, now that piece of shit As-Seen-On-TV thing you bought is busted.”

“Stop that.”

Danny tried clapping again. No lights. The darkness seemed to swell, as if it were pressing against him.

“Stop,” Gustav said. “Sit down. Read.”

“I told you, I can’t read in the dark.”

“No?”

“Of course not.”

“Why?”

Danny sighed. “You need light to see, stupid. And besides, there wasn’t anything in that book. It’s blank.”

“You’re sure?”

“Sure of what?”

“Of everything.”

“I’m sure there was nothing in there, I’m sure you need light to see, and I’m sure that the stupid thing you bought ain’t—”

Danny clapped his hands

“—fucking—”

clap, clap

“—working!”

Gustav clapped and the light came on. He extended his hand. “Give me the book.”

Danny handed it to him.

“Stand on the chair,” Gustav said.

“What?”

“Stand on the chair.”

Danny grew nervous. “What for?”

Gustav said nothing. He stared at Danny, frowning.

“Fine,” Danny groaned. “I’ll stand on the frigging chair if it’ll make you happy. But then I got to get going. I can’t believe I came here.”

“Look at the light.”

Danny glanced at it. “Yeah. It’s a light. Big whoop.”

“Wait there.” Gustav left the room. Danny heard him open a closet door. He returned, carrying a light bulb. “You see? Sixty watts. Should be brighter, no?”

Danny shrugged. “What’s in there now?”

“Take it out. You tell me.”

Danny licked his fingertips, and touched the bulb. He was surprised. It was cool, not hot. He unscrewed it. The bulb came free of the socket…

…and glowed in his hand.

“How the…”

Clap, clap.

The light turned off in his hand.

Clap, clap.

Back on.

Danny was speechless. Gustav stopped clapping and fell silent again. Turning the glowing bulb over in his hands, Danny looked for a battery or an ultra-thin wire that he might have missed, but found neither. His mouth dropped open. There was no battery. No spider-silk-thin wire. No As-Seen-On-TV offer mechanism hooked up to the house lights. It was…

Like the spinning string.

Like the crabs. The gulls.

…impossible?

“Put it back,” Gustav said.

Danny screwed the light back in.

“Sit down.”

Danny sat.

“Read.”

Clap, clap.

The light went out again. Danny stared at the empty page, trying to wrap his head around all that had just happened. He saw nothing, between the darkness and the empty pages, but still he sat, looking at the book, trying to come to terms with the series of bizarre events. His mind replayed the whole day, the things that Gustav had said, the things he’d done …things that seemed impossible…but mostly, Danny thought of the string spinning on his own finger.