In our morale must lie our strength:So, that we may behold at length Routed Apollo'sBattalions melt away like fog,Keep well the Hermetic Decalogue, Which runs as follows: —Thou shalt not do as the dean pleases,Thou shalt not write thy doctor' thesis On education,Thou shalt not worship projects norShalt thou or thine bow down before Administration.Thou shalt not answer questionnairesOr quizzes upon World-Affairs, Nor with complianceTake any test. Thou shalt not sitWith statisticians nor commit A social science.Thou shalt not be on friendly termsWith guys in advertising firms, Nor speak with suchAs read the Bible for its prose,Nor, above all, make love to those Who wash too much.Thou shalt not live within thy meansNor on plain water and raw greens. If thou must chooseBetween the chances, choose the odd;Read The New Yorker, trust in God;
1946
THE QUEST
1. The Door
Out of it steps the future of the poor,Enigmas, executioners and rules,Her Majesty in a bad temper orThe red-nosed Fool who makes a fool of fools.Great person eye it in the twilight forA past it might so carelessly let in,A widow with a missionary grin,The foaming inundation at a roar.We pile our all against it when afraid,And beat upon its panels when we die:By happening to be open once, it madeEnormous Alice see a wonderlandThat waited for her in sunshine, and,Simply by being tiny, made her cry.
2. The Preparations
All had been ordered weeks before the startFrom the best firms at such work; instrumentsTo take the measure of all queer events,And drugs to move the bowels or the heart.A watch, of course, to watch impatience flyLamps for the dark and shades against the sun;Foreboding, too, insisted on a gunAnd colored beads to soothe a savage eye.In the theory they were sound on ExpectationHad there been situations to be in;Unluckily they were their situation:One should not give a poisoner medicine,A conjurer fine apparatus, norA rifle to a melancholic bore.