Thank You, Jeeves

" By Jove, yes. That's right. He does, doesn't he ? " " He does, indeed." I shot a quelling glance at old Stoker, who had started to say something about angels, and turned to the man. " Jeeves," I said, " we require your cooperation and advice." " Very good, sir." " To begin with, let me give you a brief synopsis ... do I mean synopsis ? " " Yes, sir. Synopsis is perfectly correct." "... a brief synopsis, then, of the position of affairs. I have no doubt that you recall the late Mr. George Stoker. That cable you brought just now was to say that his will, under the terms of which Mr. Stoker here has benefited so considerably, is being contested on the ground that the testator was as goofy as a coot."

"Yes, sir." <) " In rebuttal of this, Mr. Stoker had intended to bung Sir Roderick Glossop into the witness box to testify as an expert that old George was Grade A. in the sanity line. Not a gibber in him, if you see what I mean. And in ordinary circs this move could not have failed. It would have brought home the bacon infallibly." " Yes, sir." " But, and this is the nub of the thing, Jeeves -Sir Roderick is now in the potting-shed- the larger potting-shed-with his face covered .,| with burnt cork and a sharp sentence for

burglary staring him in the eyeball. You see how this weakens him as a force ? " " Yes, sir." " In this world, Jeeves, you can do one of two things. You can set yourself up as a final authority on whether your fellow man is sane or not, or you can go blacking your face and getting put in potting-sheds. You cannot do both. So what is to be done, Jeeves ? " " I would suggest removing Sir Roderick from the shed, sir." I turned to the meeting. " There I Didn't I tell you Jeeves would find the way ? " One dissentient voice. Old Stoker's. He seemed bent on heckling.

" Remove him from the shed, yes ? " he said, and in an exceedingly nasty voice. " How ? With a team of angels ? " He started his buffalo imitations again, and I had to shush him pretty firmly. " Can you remove Sir R. from the s., Jeeves ? " " Yes, sir." " You are convinced of this ? " " Yes, sir." " You have already formulated a plan or scheme ? " "

Yes, sir." "I take it all back," said old Stoker reverently. " Forget I said it. Get me out of this jam and you can come and wake me up in the night and talk about angels, if you want."

" Thank you, sir. By removing Sir Roderick before he is actually brought into the presence of his lordship, sir," proceeded Jeeves, " we shall, I think, obviate all unpleasantness. His identity is not yet known to either Constable Dobson or Sergeant Voules. The constable had never seen him before their meeting last night, and assumes that he is a member of the troupe of negroid minstrels who performed on Mr. Stoker's yacht.

Sergeant Voules is under the same impression. We have, therefore, only to release Sir Roderick before the matter is gone further into, and all will be well." I followed him. " I follow you, Jeeves," I said. " If you will allow me, sir, I will now sketch out the method which I would advocate for accomplishing this end." "Yes," said old Stoker. "What is this method ? Spill it." I held up a hand. A thought had struck me. "

Wait, Jeeves," I said. " Just one moment." I fixed old Stoker with a compelling eye. " Before we go any further, there are two things to be settled. Do you give your solemn word to purchase Chuffnell Hall from old Chuffy here at a price to be agreed upon between the two contracting parties ? " " Yes, yes, yes. Let's get on." " And you consent to thv-

union of your daughter Pauline with old Chuffy, and none of that rot about her marrying me ? "

" Sure, sure I " ' Jeeves," I said, " you may speak." I stepped back, and gave him the floor- noting, as I did so, that his eye was agleam with the light of pure intelligence. His head, as usual, bulged out at the back. " Having given this matter a good deal of consideration, sir, I have come to the conclusion that the chief difficulty that confronts us in our attempt upon our objective lies in the presence before the entrance of the potting-shed of Constable Dobson." " Very true, Jeeves." " He represents the crux, if I may say so." " Certainly you ftlay say so, Jeeves. Another way of putting it would be 'the snag '

? " " Precisely, sir. Our first move, accordingly, must be to eliminate Constable Dobson." " That's what I said," put in old Stoker rather querulously. " And you wouldn't listen to me." I squelched him. " You wanted to hit him over the head with a spade or something. All wrong.

What is needed here is ... what's the word, Jeeves ? " " Finesse, sir."

" Exactly. Carry on, Jeeves." " This, in my opinion, may be readily accomplished by sending word to him that the parlourmaid, Mary, wishes to see him in the raspberry bushes." I was stunned by the man's sagacity, but not