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“Of course, sometimes I call my husband ‘Mush’-which is short for mushroom,” Mrs. Fire Plug explained. “Malcolm once tried to grow truffles in the backyard, but it didn’t work,”
“Wrong trees. Got to have oak trees.”
“Pleased to meet you. I’m Sister Joan and this is-”
“Sarah,” Alice said. “Sarah Bradley.”
“ London! London!” a voice shouted, and then the conductor hurried past the compartment.
“Well, here we are,” Mr. Fire Plug said. “Here we are indeed…”
He glanced at his wife, and Alice suddenly felt strange. Something was wrong about these people. She and Joan should jump up and run away.
“A pleasure to meet you two,” Mrs. Spark Plug said.
Sister Joan smiled sweetly. “Yes. Have a lovely time in Spain.”
“We might need a porter,” Mr. Spark Plug announced. “Viv brought everything but the kitchen sink.”
He stood up to get the large suitcase, groaning and struggling as he lowered it down. But this time, Alice was close enough to see his face. The bag wasn’t really that heavy. He was only pretending.
Desperate, Alice reached out and grabbed Joan’s hand. But the nun smiled and gave her a little squeeze. “Yes, dear. I know. It’s been a long journey…”
Why were adults so foolish? Why couldn’t they
Joan collapsed. Alice tried to get away, but the big suitcase was blocking the door. “No you don’t!” Mr. Fire Plug said, grabbing her arm. Alice pulled out her stick and jabbed it at his throat. He swore loudly as the stick snapped in two.
“You’re a nasty little creature, aren’t you?” He glanced at his wife. “Use the pink one, dear. The blue one was for the nun.”
Mrs. Spark Plug grabbed Alice ’s hair and held the child against her large bosom. She took a pink plastic gun out of her purse and pressed it against Alice ’s neck.
Alice felt a sharp pain and then drowsiness. She wanted to fight like Maya, but her legs gave way and she slumped onto the floor. Before the darkness came, she heard Mr. Fire Plug talking to his wife.
“I still think you were wrong about the egg shells in the mulch pile, dear.
26
Maya sat in the crowded waiting room of the Brick Lane medical clinic and glared at the wall clock. Her appointment had been scheduled for 11:00, but she had been kept waiting for almost forty minutes. Now she would have to hurry across the city to meet the train arriving at Euston Station.
It was annoying to be in an over-heated room filled with shrieking babies and old ladies pushing walkers. Like most Harlequins, she had always seen her body as an instrument for doing things. When she was sick or injured, she felt as if a disloyal employee had let her down.
A Bengali woman wearing a pink smock entered the room and checked a list of names. “Ms. Strand?”
“Right here…”
“We’re ready for you now. “
Maya followed the nurse down the central hallway and into an examination room. When five minutes passed and no one appeared, she took out the random number generator hanging from her neck. Odd means stay. Even means go.
Before she could press the button, there was a knock on the door, and Amita Kamani hurried in carrying a manila folder. The clinic physician looked flustered; a rebellious strand of black hair had broken free and was touching her forehead.
“Good morning, Ms. Strand. Sorry to keep you waiting. Any improvement in the leg?”
“No change.”
Maya had worn a skirt that afternoon so she could avoid the indignity of a hospital gown. Sitting on the edge of the examination table, she reached down and ripped off her bandage. The wound was still swollen and oozing blood, but she refused to show pain. It gave her some small satisfaction that Dr. Kamani looked concerned.
“I see. Yes. That’s somewhat disappointing.” The physician took some disinfectant and fresh bandages out of the cabinet. She pulled on latex gloves, sat down on a stool near the table and started to bandage the wound. “Any problems with the medicine?”
“It made me sick to my stomach.”
“Did you vomit?”
“A few times.”
“Any other problems? Dizziness? Fatigue?”
Maya shook her head. “I need some more antibiotics. That’s all.”
“You can pick up a refill on the way out. But we need to discuss certain issues.” Dr. Kamani applied one final length of medical tape and stood back up. Now that she was no longer sitting below Maya like a shoe-shine boy, she appeared to regain some confidence. “We still don’t know what’s wrong with your leg, but it’s clear that you should adopt a healthier lifestyle. You need to stop traveling and avoid stress.”
“That’s not possible. I have certain obligations.”