The Rubber Band

Rex Stout

The Rubber Band

A NERO WOLFE MYSTERY

I

I THREW down the magazine section of the Sunday Times and yawned. I looked at Nero Wolfe and yawned again. "Is this bird, S. J. Woolf, any relation or yours?"

Wolfe, letting fly with a dart and getting a king of clubs, paid no attention to me.

I went on. "I suppose not, since he spells it different. The reason I ask, an idea just raced madly into my bean. Why wouldn't it be good for business if this S. J. Woolf did a picture of you and an article for the Times? God knows you're full of material." I took time out to grin, considering Wolfe's size in the gross or physical aspect, and left the grin on as Wolfe grunted, stooping to pick up a dart he had dropped.

I resumed. "You couldn't beat it for publicity, and as for class it's Mount Everest. This guy Woolf only hits the high spots. I've been reading his pieces for years, and there's been Einstein and the Prince of Wales and Babe Ruth and three Presidents of the United States (0 say, can you see very little in the White House) and the King of Siam and similar grandeur. His idea seems to be, champions only. That seems to let you in, and strange as it may appear, I'm not kidding, I really mean it. Among our extended circle there must be a couple of eminent gazabos that know him and would slip him the notion."