The World

The Empresses of Agra and Constantinople: Light of the Palace and Beautiful Moon

Highfall: Prince of Darkness and the Coprophagian Julius Caesar

Murder By Enema: The Favourites of James

Assassination By Testicular Compression: KöSem and Her Boys

The Smiths, The Planet King and Two Artists

Saints of America: Cromwell, Warwick and Winthrop

Taj Mahal: Mumtaz’S Daughter and KöSem’S Mad Son

Manikongo Garcia, Queen Nzinga and Ahosu Houegbadja: Three African Kings

Zumbas and Oranges, Cromwells and Villiers

I’Ll be The Whore of the Rabble: The Nineteen Gentlemen of Amsterdam and the Pirate Prince of New Amsterdam

Saints and Cavaliers: Charles, Henrietta Maria and Cromwell

Killing Kings: Badgers and Hetmans, Sugar Cubes and Bowstrings

Incorruptible Crown and the Magnificent Mother

The Bowels of Christ: Protector Oliver and Prince Dick

Ganga Zumba – King of Palmares

The World Seizers: Shivaji, Aurangzeb and the Poetess

Queen Dick

Manchus and Shivajis, Bourbons, Stuarts and Villiers

VeláZquez, Bernini and Artemisia

Anne and Mazarin

Sex, Poison and War at The Court of the Sun King

The Merrie Brothers and the Africa Company

Minette, Barbara and the Eating of De Witt

High Qing, Great Mughal and Chhatrapati

Afsharis and Manchus, Hohenzollerns and Habsburgs

Hogmouth Leopold, Gunpowder Sobieski and Queen Cleopatra: The Last Great Charge

The Changeling, The King’S Underwear and the Oranges

Titanic Deathbeds: Carlos, Alamgir, Louis, Kangxi

Cock Robin, Prussian Monster, Polish Hercules

The Philosopher Prince, The Philosophe and the Marquise

The Orgasm, The Conqueror, The Diamond and the Courtesan: Nader, Rangila and Frederick

Stop Making The Queen Wretched: Maria Theresa – Mother, Empress, Warlady

What’S A Father, What’S A Son? The Madness of Big Daddy

Durranis and Saids, Hemingses and Toussaints

Afghan Conquerors and Arabian Kings: Durranis, Saudis and Omanis

Agaja, The Viceroy of Ouidah and the Monster of Jamaica

Three American Families: Hemingses, Jeffersons and Toussaints

Mimi and Isabella: Your Archangelic Little Bum

Romanovs and Durranis, Pitts, Comanche and Kamehamehas

Pitt’S War: The Great Commoner

Indian Warlords: Durrani and Clive

Empire Builders: Comanche Warlords and Pitt The Snake

The Rule of Cock and Cunt: Catherine The Great and Potemkin

Durrani’S Maggots: Empire In India

Radicals: Jefferson and the Hemingses; The English Queen of Denmark and the Doctor’S Fall

Antoinette and Louis: Imperial Sex Therapy At Versailles

Shoot off Your Arrow: Kamehameha and Cook

The Intervention: Antoinette and Fersen

Mozart, Joseph and his Continual Erections

ACT THIRTEEN 990 MILLION

Arkwrights and Krupps, Habsburgs, Bourbons and Sansons

The Iron -Mad Titan, Canal Duke, Dandy Beau, Owd Wooden Leg and Moll Hackabout

Sally Hemings and Marie Antoinette: The Diamond Necklace and the Love Cabbage

Saint -Georges, Dangerous Liaisons and the Abolitionists

Requiem: Joseph and Mozart

Antoinette, The Executioner and the Guillotine Machine

Two Revolutions – Haiti and Paris: Cécile and Toussaint, Robespierre and Danton

ACT FOURTEEN 790 MILLION

Bonapartes and Albanians, Wellesleys and Rothschilds

Antoinette, Josephine and the National Razor

Black Spartacus and the Tyrant of Virtue

A Heap of Eyeballs: Tiger Tipu, The Wellesley Brothers and the Avenging Eunuch of Persia

Egyptian Potentates: Bonaparte and Mehmed Ali

Two Generals: Toussaint and Napoleon

One Emperor and Five Kingdoms

The Kings of Capital: The Rothschilds

Zulus and Saudis, Christophes, Kamehamehas and Astors

Tropical Monarchies: Kings of Haiti and Brazil

Wives of the Conquerors: Kamehameha and Napoleon

Wellesleys, Rothschilds and the Woman Who Rides upon the Beast

Arabian Conquests: Mehmed Ali and the Saudis

Napoleon, Marie and Moscow: The French Are Like Women – You Mustn’T Stay Away Too Long

Waterloo: The British Century; Napoleon Ii and the Rise of The Rothschilds

Shaka Zulu, Moshoeshoe and Dona Francisca: The Mfecane

Empire Builders of East Africa: Mehmed Ali and Said

ACT FIFTEEN 1 BILLION

Braganzas and Zulus, Albanians, Dahomeans and Vanderbilts

The Liberators: BolíVar and Pedro

Queen Marie Louise of Haiti and the Grand Lord of Paraguay: Dr Francia’S Racial Experiment

Manuela, The Liberator and King Cotton

Romantics and the Modern Nation: Lord Byron’S Greek Adventure and Beethoven’S Ninth

Are You Stabbing Me, King of The World? BolíVar and Shaka

Revolution: Pedro and Domitila

The Gladstones – Quamina and Sir John: Slave Rebels and Slave Masters

Lord Cupid and the Lady Patronesses

Rather Die Than Live As A Slave: Daddy Sharpe and Abolition

The Female Fighters of Dahomey, The Viceroy of Ouidah, The Caliph of Sokoto and Commandant Pretorius

Mehmed Ali’S Gambit: Napoleon of The East

American Warlords: Jackson’S Bullets and Santa Anna’S Leg

America Turns West: The King of Hawaii, Queen Emma and Commodore Vanderbilt

ACT SIXTEEN 1.1 BILLION

Bonapartes and Manchus, Habsburgs and Comanche

Revolutions and Mass Politics: Louis Napoleon and Lola Montez

Courtesans and Das Kapital: Napoleon and Marx

Splendeurs Et MisèRes Des Courtisanes