What You Do Not Know You Want

Nozomu dug out a battered flute case from a closet of ratty towels, then shoved the moraine of surfing magazines and fast-food wreckage off the coffee table with his foot. "Vulture went to your seller's hotel, the Holiday Inn or somewhere. He brought it to my bar after closing. Never seen him so, like… high. Not even when he was high. When Vulture told me what it was, I was like… 'Yukio Mishima's suicide knife? Like, sure.' But Vulture showed me the Kakutani mark and I was like… 'Whaah.' Hou awesome!"' Nozomu unclipped the case and I assumed my professional calm. Twelve inches of gunmetal gray, blade tapering to a fang, shaft housed in an age-yellowed ivory handle. Just a piece of pre-Meiji ironmongery, but not. Events-grandiosely, "History "-imbue objects with a frequency just beyond the human ear, just. This frequency is our livelihood. The sunglasses shading Oppenheimer's eyes from the first H-bomb test in 1944; the shiny 3mm bullet that liberated Ernest Hemingway from Ernest Hemingway; and yes, Yukio Mishima's knife, radioactive with what it had done. I picked the weapon up-its lightness surprised me-and checked for the tiny characters "Kakutani" inscribed on its nub. There, the real thing, just as its certificate of authenticity promised. I very nearly laughed. "Vulture went back to his hotel to get some Big Island weed to, like… celebrate. But morning came and still no Vulture. I was like… `He'll be back in day or two. For this little beaut at least."' Nozomu meant the knife. "But I tell you, since he left it with me I got, like… an evil streak of luck. Every table I sat at, every game, every casino, hands of cards, good cards, strong cards, turned to shit. King Midas in reverse, right? My creditors cut my, like… lifeline, I lost my bar, oh, yeah, my motorbike got stolen the day after my insurance is finish. My fortune-teller, like, a guru really, told me today, like… `an impure metal' in my life was, like, the source. Pretty, like… obvious, huh'" I grunted in sympathy. Your beautiful fool-still ignorant of why you never returned?-had no idea that he was about to hand me enough impure metal to buy his bar, everything in it and everyone in it. "So it's no, like… bullshit? This dagger really killed Yukio Mishima?" The icy beer burned my fingers. "Well," I began, "Mishima did open up his abdomen with this blade, yes, but it takes hours to die from a single cut. To force one's innards out, a further cut is required, from crotch up to sternum. You'll appreciate, the subject rarely has the strength for this jumonji-giri, so tradition dictates that he-or she-appoint a kaishakunin to cut off the subject's head with a full-length samurai sword after the first cut. Mishima's appointee was a kid of twenty-five, Hissho Morita, a colonel in his private army of adoring boys. But with jieitai troops kicking down the door, helicopters thundering overhead and a tied-up general having a pulmonary seizure in the corner, Morita blew it and hacked at Mishima's shoulder blade instead. Morita missed three times, before a third compatriot, Furukoga, grubbed the sword and beheaded Mishima with one clean blow. So strictly," I finished up, "this knife is the shorter accomplice in Mishima's death, but the one with brains." TV laughter broke through the mosquito screen. I wanted to leave. There was no point giving Nozomu a sales pitch or the Mishima myth. "Why did Mishima do it? I heard it was, like… 'cos he didn't like how Japan was, like… Americanizing. But what difference could he make if he was, like… dead?" Millions of words have been shoveled into the grave of that very question, I replied, before parroting your theory: Yukio Mishima feared senility more than dying. By 1970 he felt his literary and physical prowess was sliding, so he exchanged his life for a piece of theater shocking enough, entertaining enough, to guarantee an immortality his literary canon could not. "Must have hurt tike fuck," Nozomu muttered. "At least his death was for something," I said, replacing the knife in the flute case and getting to my feet. Nozomu asked where you are now. Werewolf did hush you up welt. El Salvador, I lied to your last boyfriend. I'd seen you off from the airport here in Honolulu on Sunday. Nozomu repeated, "El Salvador," like an orphan sighing, "When my father was alive…"