Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни

4.  1-Е, 2-C, 3-H, 4-D, 5-B, 6-G, 7-A, 8-F.

5.  1. One lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have

a problem."

2. They only know how to say «Hi!»

3. «That\'s terrible!» the priest exclaimed.

4. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying those terrible things.

5. Put the Bible away.

6. Our prayer has been answered.

6.  1. The lady will visit the priest next Tuesday.

2. These parrots will never say such things again.

3. The priest\'s two male talking parrots will be praying and reading the Bible from six till seven tomorrow.

4. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase.

5. They will have taught them to pray and worship by next Sunday.

6. «I will solve your problem,» the priest said, «if you bring your parrots over to my house.»

7. Tell me, when you will bring your parrots.

7.  1. Who will buy these two talking female parrots?

What will I do? What will I buy?

What parrots will I buy?

2. Who will have a solution to your problem?

What will I have?

Whose problem will I have a solution to?

3. Who will put them with my two male talking parrots?

What will I do?

Who will I put them with?

4. Who will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

Whose parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

What will my parrots do?

What will my parrots teach your parrots?

What phrase will my parrots teach your parrots to stop saying?

5. Who will learn to pray and worship?

Whose parrots will learn to pray and worship?

What will your female parrots do?

What will your female parrots learn to do?

8. 1. One lady approaches a priest.

2. Father, I have a problem.

3. I have these two talking female parrots.

4. "What do they say?\' the priest asked.

5. Do you want to have some fun?

6. I have a solution to your problem.

7. Thank you, Father!

8. The priest\'s two male parrots are holding rosary beads.

Section 6:

2.  1. There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.

2. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population.

3. Young George was pretty excited.

4. George, relax.

5. We\'ll wait until they\'re lined up at the feed trough.

6. Feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up.

7. Now, George, here is how this is gonna work.

8. One more important thing to remember.

9. He remembers Sam\'s instructions about being polite.

3.  1-A, 2-C, 3-F, 4-B, 5-E, 6-D.

4.  1-D, 2-F, 3-C, 4-H, 5-G, 6-A, 7–1, 8-J, 9-B, 10-Е.

5.  1. Young George was pretty excited.

2. Feeding time came.

3. Sam had a few more instructions.

4. Here is how this is gonna work.

5. We\'ll meet in the middle.

6. Hang on, George! One more important thing to remember.

7. Show them some respect and be polite.

6.  1. How many bulls were there on the farm?

2. It was that time of year when bulls were pretty excited.

3. It was the heifers that were lined up at the feed trough.

4. There was a bull and some heifers there.

5. There is one more important thing to remember.

6. It was spring and the bulls were pretty excited.

7. It was George who well remembered Sam\'s instructions about being polite.