Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, «What\'s THAT?», pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, «Well, that\'s what we had so much fun with last night.»

And she, in amazement, asked, «Is that all we have left?»

Study the words and expressions given below:

to celebrate праздновать

newlyweds молодожены

to expose выставлять, показывать

midway на полпути

shy застенчивый

anatomy анатомия; зд. тело

amazement изумление

all night long всю ночь

to ask sb to please do sth разг. попросить кого-л. сделать что-л.

Exercises to the text

1. Answer the questions to the text:

1. How did the young couple celebrate their first night together?

2. What couldn\'t the groom find when he emerged from the shower?

3. What did he ask his bride for?

4. Who and what did she see when she opened the door of the bathroom?

5. Do you think she could control the movement of her eyes?

6. Judging by the way the bride reacted to her husband\'s appearance in the bath, could you guess where she had been brought up?

2. Fill in the blanks with the words from the text:

1. They _______ their first night together.

2. What do _______ all night long?

3. The groom goes into the bathroom but finds _______ there.

4. He asks the bride to _______ a towel.

5. He is _______ his body for the first time.

6. Her eyes went up and down and _______ midway they stopped.

7. She asked _______, «What\'s THAT?»

3. Say if the statements are true or false:

1. A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together.

2. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no bath there.

3. He asks the bride to please bring a towel from the bedroom.

4. He opened the door, exposing his body for the first time.

5. Her eyes went down, and down, and down.

6. Well, that\'s what we had so little fun with last night.