Английский с улыбкой. Брет Гарт, Стивен Ликок. Дефективный детектив

They arise, and from their windows they offer me their priceless household treasures – the sacred vessels dedicated to their great god Shiv – which they call ’Shivin Mugs’ – the Kloes Brosh, the Boo-jak, urging me to fly them! And yet,” said Miaow mournfully, “it is but my love-song! Think ye what they would do if I were on the war-path.”

Another dead silence fell on the pool. Then arose that strange, mysterious, indefinable Thing, known as “The Scent.” The animals sniffed.

“It heralds the approach of the Stalkies (оно возвещает о приближении Умников) – the most famous of British Skool Boaz,” said the Moo Kow (самых знаменитых среди британских школьников, – сказала Корова Му; Skool Boaz /искаж./ = schoolboys). “They have just placed a decaying guinea-pig (они только подложили: «поместили» /начинавшую/ разлагаться морскую свинку), two white mice in an advanced state of decomposition (двух белых мышей в последней стадии гниения; advanced – выдвинутый вперед, передовой; далеко зашедший; decomposition – разложение, распад; разложение, гниение), and a single slice of Limburger cheese in the bed of their tutor (и один ломтик лимбургского сыра в постель своего наставника). They had previously skillfully diverted the drains (а перед этим они умело отвели канализационные трубы; drain – осушка, дренаж; канализационная труба) so that they emptied into the drawing-room of the head-master (чтобы они опорожнялись в гостиную директора). They have just burned down his house in an access of noble zeal (они только что сожгли его дом в приливе похвального усердия; access – приступ, припадок /болезни, гнева/; noble – знатный, благородный; славный, доблестный), and are fighting among themselves for the spoil (и теперь дерутся меж собою за трофеи). Hark! do ye hear them (тихо! вы их слышите)?”

“It heralds the approach of the Stalkies – the most famous of British Skool Boaz,” said the Moo Kow. “They have just placed a decaying guinea-pig, two white mice in an advanced state of decomposition, and a single slice of Limburger cheese in the bed of their tutor. They had previously skillfully diverted the drains so that they emptied into the drawing-room of the head-master. They have just burned down his house in an access of noble zeal, and are fighting among themselves for the spoil. Hark! do ye hear them?”