Citizen in Spase. Stories / Гражданин в Космосе. Рассказы. Книга для чтения на английском языке

“Can’t be too hard,” Marv Carpenter said, grinning. “The postmen do it on Earth and they got a lot more people there. Gook luck, Tom.”

They left.

Tom bent down and examined the weapons. He knew what they were; the old books were full of them. But no one had ever actually used a weapon on New Delaware. The only native animals on the planet were small, furry, and confirmed eaters of grass. As for turning a weapon on a fellow villager – why would anybody want to do that?

He picked up one of the knives. It was cold. He touched the point. It was sharp.

Tom began to pace the floor, staring at the weapons. They gave him a queer sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. He decided he had been hasty in accepting the job.

But there was no sense worrying about it yet. He still had those books to read. After that, perhaps he could make some sense out of the whole thing.

He read for several hours, stopping only to eat a light lunch. The books were understandable enough; the various criminal methods were clearly explained, sometimes with diagrams. But the whole thing was unreasonable. What was the purpose of crime? Whom did it benefit? What did people get out of it?

The books didn’t explain that. He leafed through them, looking at the photographed faces of criminals. They looked very serious and dedicated, extremely conscious of the significance of their work to society.

Tom wished he could find out what that significance was. It would probably make things much easier.

“Tom?” he heard the mayor call from outside.

“I’m in here, Mayor,” Tom said.

The door opened and the mayor peered in. Behind him were Jane Farmer, Mary Waterman and Alice Cook. “How about it, Tom?” the mayor asked.

“How about what?”

“How about getting to work?”

Tom grinned self-consciously. “I was going to,” he said. “I was reading these books, trying to figure out —”

The three middle-aged ladies glared at him, and Tom stopped in embarrassment.

“You’re taking your time reading,” Alice Cook said.

“Everyone else is outside working,” said Jane Farmer.

“What’s so hard about stealing?” Mary Waterman challenged.

“It’s true,” the mayor told him. “That inspector might be here any day now and we don’t have a crime to show him.”

“All right, all right,” Tom said.

He stuck a knife and a blackjack in his belt, put the sack in his pocket – for loot – and stalked out.

But where was he going? It was mid-afternoon.

The market, which was the most logical place to rob, would be empty until evening. Besides, he didn’t want to commit a robbery in daylight. It seemed unprofessional.

He opened his skulking permit and read it through. Required to Haunt Places of Low Repute…

That was it! He’d haunt a low repute place. He could form some plans there, get into the mood of the thing. But unfortunately, the village didn’t have much to choose from. There was the Tiny Restaurant, run by the widowed Ames sisters, there was Jeff Hern’s Lounging Spot, and finally there was Ed Beer’s Tavern.

Ed’s place would have to do.

The tavern was a cottage much like the other cottages in the village. It had one big room for guests, a kitchen, and family sleeping quarters. Ed’s wife did the cooking and kept the place as clean as she could, considering her ailing back. Ed served the drinks. He was a pale, sleepy-eyed man with a talent for worrying.

“Hello, Tom,” Ed said. “Hear you’re our criminal.”

“That’s right,” said Tom. “I’ll take a perricola.”

Ed Beer served him the nonalcoholic root extract and stood anxiously in front of Tom’s table. “How come you ain’t out thieving, Tom?”

“I’m planning,” Tom said. “My permit says I have to haunt places of low repute. That’s why I’m here.”

“Is that nice?” Ed Beer asked sadly. “This is no place of low repute, Tom.”

“You serve the worst meals in town,” Tom pointed out.

“I know. My wife can’t cook. But there’s a friendly atmosphere here. Folks like it.”

“That’s all changed, Ed. I’m making this tavern my headquarters.”

Ed Beer’s shoulders drooped. “Try to keep a nice place,” he muttered. “A lot of thanks you get.”

He returned to the bar.

Tom proceeded to think. He found it amazingly dififcult. The more he tried, the less came out. But he stuck grimly to it.

An hour passed. Richie Farmer, Jed’s youngest son, stuck his head in the door. “You steal anything yet, Tom?”

“Not yet,” Tom told him, hunched over his table, still thinking.

The scorching afternoon drifted slowly by.

Patches of evening became visible through the tavern’s small, not too clean windows. A cricket began to chirp outside, and the first whisper of night wind stirred the surrounding forest.

Big George Waterman and Max Weaver came in for a glass of glava. They sat down beside Tom.

“How’s it going?” George Waterman asked.

“Not so good,” Tom said. “Can’t seem to get the hang of this stealing.”

“You’ll catch on,” Waterman said in his slow, ponderous, earnest fashion. “If anyone could learn it, you can.”

“We’ve got confidence in you, Tom,” Weaver assured him.