Demon Box

“Just tell him no dice,” Deboree said to the side of the man’s head. “Beat it, Stewart. Don’t pester the tourists.”

The other man smiled down at the dog without speaking. His beard was long and black and extremely thick, with the salt of age beginning to sprinkle around the mouth and ears. As his profile smiled, Deboree watched two long incisors grow from the black bramble of his mouth. The teeth were as yellow and broken as the boy’s were perfect. This dude, Deboree remembered, had kept his face averted while they were shaking hands. He wondered if this was because he was self-conscious about his breath like a lot of people with bad teeth.

“Well, anyway, what’s happening, man? What’s doing? All this?” Blondboy was beaming about at his surroundings. “Boss place you got here, this garden and trees and shit. I can see you are into the land. That’s good, that’s good. We’re getting it together to get a little place outside of Petaluma soon as Bob here’s old lady dies. Be good for the soul. Lot of work, though, right? Watering and feeding and taking care of all this shit?”

“It keeps you occupied,” Deboree had allowed.

“Just the same,” the boy rambled on, “you shoulda made it back there to Woodstock. Primo, that’s the only word. Acres and acres of bare titty and good weed and outa sight vibes, you get me?”

“So I’ve heard,” Deboree answered, nodding pleasantly at the boy. But he couldn’t take his mind off the other hitchhiker. Blackbeard shifted his weight to the other haunch, the movement deliberate and restrained, careful not to disturb the dust that covered him. His face was deeply tanned and his hair tied back so the leathery cords in his neck could be seen working as he followed the dog’s imploring little tosses of the stick. He was without clothes from the waist up but not unadorned. He wore a string of eucalyptus berries around his neck and tooled leather wristbands on each long arm. A jail tattoo—made, Deboree recognized, by two sewing needles lashed parallel at the end of a matchstick and dipped in india ink—covered his left hand: it was a blue-black spider with legs extending down all five fingers to their ragged nails. At his hip he carried a bone-handled skinning knife in a beaded sheath, and across his knotted belly a long scar ran diagonally down out of sight into his Levi’s. Grinning, the man watched Stewart prance up and down with the three-foot length of broken bean stake dripping in his mouth.

“Back off, Stewart,” Deboree commanded. “Leave this guy alone!”

“Stewart don’t bother me,” the man said, his voice soft from the side of his mouth. “Everything gotta have its own trip.”

Encouraged by the soft voice, Stewart sank to his rump before the man. This pair of motorcycle boots were old and scuffed. Unlike his partner’s, these boots had tromped many a bike to life. Even now, dusty and still, they itched to kick. That itch hung in the air like the peacock’s unsounded cry.

Blondboy had become aware of the tenseness of the situation at last. He smiled and broke his incense and threw the smoking half into the quince bush. “Anyhow, you shoulda dug it,” he said. “Half a million freaks in the mud and the music.” He was beaming impishly from one participant to the other, from Deboree, to his partner, to the prancing dog, as he picked at his wide grin with the dyed end of the incense stick. “Half a million beautiful people…”

They had all sensed it coming. Deboree had tried once more to avert it. “Don’t pay him any mind, man. Just an old stick junkie—” but it had been a halfhearted try, and Stewart was already dropping the stick. It had barely touched the dusty boot before the squatting man scooped it up and in the same motion sidearmed it into the grape arbor. Stewart bounded after it.

“Come on, man,” Deboree had pleaded. “Don’t throw it for him. He goes through wire and thorns and gets all cut up.”

“Whatever you say,” Blackbeard had replied, his face averted as he watched Stewart trotting back with the retrieved stake held high. “Whatever’s right.” Then had thrown it again as soon as Stewart dropped it, catching and slinging it all in one motion so fast and smooth that Deboree wondered if he hadn’t been a professional athlete at a younger time, baseball or maybe boxing.

This time the stick landed in the pigpen. Stewart flew between the top two strands of barbed wire and had the stick before it stopped cartwheeling. It was too long for him to jump back through the wire with. He circled the pigs lying in the shade of their shelter and jumped the wooden gate at the far end of the pen.

“But, I mean, everything has got to have its trip, don’t you agree?”

Deboree had not responded. He was already feeling the adrenaline burn in his throat. Besides, there was no more to say. Blackbeard stood up. Blondboy stepped close to his companion and whispered something at the hairy ear. All Devlin could make out was “Be cool, Bob. Remember what happened in Boise, Bob…”