Do No Harm

Swinging the massive crypt door open, Horace returned to the woman's hanging body and slid it along the length of the I-beam, through the open door, and into the immense refrigerated room. To the left, about a dozen other bodies hung suspended from their heads, pale and naked. Storing them in this fashion ensured that their features wouldn't distort; a body left to harden on an embalming table had a plank-flat backside, which did little to help medical students who needed to explore the human body in its natural form.

Though Horace had long grown accustomed to the room, it was a gruesome place. Swollen blue tongues protruding from mouths, scrotums tightened to small walnuts between loose-dangling hairy legs, eyebrows perfectly plucked on wrinkled yellow foreheads. The donors, magnanimous givers to the cause of science, now hanging up with every inch of their bodies exposed. Each extra tuft of hair, each fold of the abdomen, each mole and birthmark. The same scrutiny would soon be applied to their insides.

Buckets around the periphery of the crypt contained brains and eyeballs, ready to be claimed by the various departments. Blue and red tubs, the type bought at Home Depot to ice down beers at summer parties, were positioned beneath the bodies to catch the ooze and drippings. Horace slid a red bucket beneath the woman and paused for a moment, nostrils widening. He rose, glancing around suspiciously. Beneath the overwhelming formalin and meaty odors, he had caught a whiff of something. Cigarette smoke.

The swaying bodies creaked and swayed as Horace walked slowly through them, searching. Once during his first week, he'd heard the crypt door swing shut behind him when he'd been hanging a squat Asian man. He'd pushed aside the panic, walking calmly to the door and finding that there was indeed a post to open it from the inside. Aside from that brief moment when he'd thought he was locked in with the cadavers, he'd never felt frightened inside the room.

Until now.

He walked along the far wall of the crypt, half expecting someone to jump out at him from behind a wall of yellowed flesh. He pushed aside the last cadaver in the row, a woman whom he could tell had been young and robust in life, but no one was hiding behind her.

Horace sank slowly to his haunches and gazed beneath the swaying feet. Aside from buckets and stained plastic tubs, there was nothing. The woman's body pivoted slowly on its chain, creaking. She was a fresh cadaver, and still draining. A thin stream of yellow liquid curved around the inside of her calf, dripping from her big toe into the red tub beneath her. Realizing he'd been holding his breath, Horace exhaled long and hard, rose, and walked out of the crypt.

Had he looked more closely at the woman's cadaver, he would have noticed a wisp of smoke rising from her foot. If he'd drawn nearer still, he'd have seen the small holes that had been burned into the side of her heel, just in front of the Achilles tendon.

With two cigarettes, held side by side.

Wrapped in an effluvium of formalin, Clyde sauntered past the gift shop and the security desk in a dark burial suit, the Beretta shoved in the band of his pants and pressed to the small of his back. The buttons that ran up the back of the jacket were misaligned, the gaps and flares of the fabric betraying the impromptu contortions he'd undertaken attempting to don apparel designed for the deceased. The combination of the suit's antiquated style and Clyde's robust build gave him the appearance of a vaudeville barker.

He caught a sideways glance from a six-year-old pulling an IV post, but neither of the guards at the desk looked up as he strode past, the glass hospital doors sliding open before him. The cops running the investigation had no photograph of him to circulate, but if the guards had looked closely, they might have seen dark spots on the shirt where the fabric clung to his weeping blisters.

The doors slid open before him and he stepped out, pulling the pack of cigarettes from the suit's damp breast pocket. He lit a cigarette-just one-with a match from the book nestled inside the clear wrapping and inhaled deeply, shooting a plume of smoke into the dark air of the plaza. In front of him, a massive lawn stretched wide, reaching almost to the top tier of the uncovered PCHS lot. The parking structure had many low walls, and exits leading to streets, paths, and gardens. The cops would have searched the cars that had remained there overnight, as well as those left along Le Conte.

His Crown Vic waited, hidden behind a Dumpster at the back of the old Macy's lot across the street, keys resting atop the left rear tire.

An officer jogged up the front steps, touching his cap. "Morning."

Clyde nodded, then, with an economical movement of his fat grubby fingers, flicked the cigarette butt aside. The cool air breezed around him as he walked forward into the open expanse of the plaza, the hospital towering behind him.

The sky was just beginning to grow light.