GLOUCESTER Away, get thee away! Good friend, be gone:
Thy comforts can do me no good at all,
Thee they may hurt18.
OLD MAN You cannot see your way.
GLOUCESTER I have no way and therefore want no eyes:
I stumbled when I saw. Full oft ’tis seen
Our means secure us, and our mere defects22
Prove our commodities23. O dear son Edgar,
The food of thy abusèd24 father’s wrath!
Might I but live to see thee in my touch,
I’d say I had eyes again!
OLD MAN How now? Who’s there?
EDGAR O gods! Who is’t can say, ‘I am at the worst’?
I am worse than e’er I was.
OLD MAN ’Tis poor mad Tom.
EDGAR And worse I may be yet: the worst is not31
So long as we can say ‘This is the worst.’
OLD MAN Fellow, where goest?
GLOUCESTER Is it a beggar-man?
OLD MAN Madman and beggar too.
GLOUCESTER He has some reason36, else he could not beg.
I’th’last night’s storm I such a fellow saw,
Which made me think a man a worm: my son
Came then into my mind and yet my mind
Was then scarce friends with him. I have heard more since.
As flies to wanton41 boys are we to th’gods:
They kill us for their sport.
EDGAR How should this be?
Bad is the trade44 that must play fool to sorrow,
Ang’ring itself and others.— Bless thee, master!
GLOUCESTER Is that the naked fellow?
OLD MAN Ay, my lord.
GLOUCESTER Get thee away: if for my sake
Thou wilt o’ertake us hence a mile or twain
I’th’way toward Dover, do it for ancient love50,
And bring some covering for this naked soul,
Which I’ll entreat to lead me.
OLD MAN Alack, sir, he is mad.
GLOUCESTER ’Tis the time’s plague54, when madmen lead the blind.
Do as I bid thee, or rather do thy pleasure:
Above the rest56, be gone.
OLD MAN I’ll bring him the best ’pparel57 that I have,
Come on’t what will58.
GLOUCESTER Sirrah, naked fellow—
EDGAR Poor Tom’s a-cold.— I cannot daub it60 further.
GLOUCESTER Come hither, fellow.
EDGAR And yet I must.— Bless thy sweet eyes, they bleed.
GLOUCESTER Know’st thou the way to Dover?
EDGAR Both stile and gate, horseway and footpath. Poor
Tom hath been scared out of his good wits: bless thee, good
man’s son, from the foul fiend!
GLOUCESTER Here, take this purse, thou whom the heav’ns’ plagues
Have humbled to all strokes68: that I am wretched
Makes thee the happier69: heavens, deal so still.
Let the superfluous and lust-dieted70 man,
That slaves your ordinance71, that will not see
Because he does not feel, feel your pow’r quickly72,
So distribution should undo excess,
And each man have enough. Dost thou know Dover?
EDGAR Ay, master.
GLOUCESTER There is a cliff, whose high and bending76 head
Looks fearfully in the confinèd77 deep:
Bring me but to the very brim78 of it
And I’ll repair the misery thou dost bear
With something rich about me80: from that place
I shall no leading need.
EDGAR Give me thy arm:
Poor Tom shall lead thee.
Act 4 Scene 2
GONERIL Welcome, my lord1: I marvel our mild husband
Not met us on the way.— Now, where’s your master?
OSWALD Madam, within, but never man so changed.
I told him of the army4 that was landed,
He smiled at it: I told him you were coming,
His answer was ‘The worse’: of Gloucester’s treachery
And of the loyal service of his son
When I informed him, then he called me ‘sot’8
And told me I had turned the wrong side out9.
What most he should dislike seems pleasant to him;
What like, offensive.
GONERIL Then shall you go no further.
It is the cowish13 terror of his spirit,
That dares not undertake14: he’ll not feel wrongs
Which tie him to an answer. Our wishes on the way15
May prove effects. Back, Edmund, to my brother16:
Hasten his musters and conduct his powers17.
I must change names at home and give the distaff18
Into my husband’s hands. This trusty servant
Shall pass between us: ere long you are like20 to hear —
If you dare venture in your own behalf —
A mistress’s22 command. Wear this; spare speech.
Decline your head: this kiss, if it durst speak,
Would stretch thy spirits24 up into the air.
Conceive25, and fare thee well.
EDMUND Yours in the ranks of death26.
GONERIL My most dear Gloucester!
O, the difference of man and man!
To thee a woman’s services29 are due:
My fool usurps30 my body.
OSWALD Madam, here comes my lord.
GONERIL I have been worth the whistle32.
ALBANY O Goneril,33
You are not worth the dust which the rude34 wind
Blows in your face.
GONERIL Milk-livered36 man,
That bear’st a cheek for blows, a head for wrongs,
Who hast not in thy brows an eye discerning38
Thine honour from thy suffering.
ALBANY See thyself, devil!
Proper deformity seems not in the fiend41
So horrid as in woman.
GONERIL O vain43 fool!