Much Ado About Murder

“Nay, it did not, Tuck, which is just my point. You followed the girl out of simple curiosity and nothing more. You followed her because you, my friend, are as curious as a marten sniffing round a henhouse. Tis a thing we have in common, so do not attempt to tell me that your motives were any loftier than that. And ‘tis why you are afraid to tell Molly that you followed her, because that is the truth of it, and if you tell her any different, then she will think there is a stronger reason for your interest and you know it!”

Smythe simply lay there for a moment, without speaking. Then he sighed. “Very well, then. I suppose ‘tis true. I followed her more for the sake of curiosity than for any other reason. And if I told her that, then she might be offended, or else she might misconstrue my motives. Either way, you see my dilemma. I cannot tell her that I followed her, and so I cannot ask what she was doing with a brigand like Moll Cutpurse. So… where does that leave us?”

“Us? How did I become involved in this?”

“Because you are now as curious as I. Admit it.”

“Oh, I suppose I am,” Shakespeare conceded, grudgingly. “But I do not intend to lose my sleep over this conundrum. I suspect it shall resolve itself upon the morrow.”

“How so?”

“Because even if you do not tell Molly that you followed her, there is a very good chance that your new friend, Moll Cutpurse, will,” said Shakespeare. “And I must admit that I am curious to know how she shall respond to that. You will be sure to tell me, won’t you?” He smiled and blew out the candle. “Good night.”

4

AT BREAKFAST THE NEXT MORNING, Molly said nothing as she served them their ordinaries, but Smythe did not find that surprising. In all likelihood, Moll Cutpurse would not have had a chance to speak with her, and so Molly would have no way of knowing yet about the events of the previous night. For that matter, Smythe had no way of knowing when or even if she might be seeing the notorious female thief again. He debated following Molly once again when she went home at the end of the day, but then decided that doing so could only bring him trouble. He did not wish to risk another encounter with Moll Cutpurse and her henchmen on a dark and foggy street at night. The next time might not go so well. And even if he avoided any such encounter, if Molly became angry upon learning that he had followed her last night, as she very well might, then doing so a second time would make matters even worse. Nevertheless, he was still nagged by curiosity. What connection could Molly the tavern wench have with Moll the thief?

After breakfast, he went back up to his room and took from his chest one of Greene’s cony-catching pamphlets that he had purchased at the bookstalls in St. Paul ’s. It had an illustration depicting Moll Cutpurse dressed in men’s clothing and wearing a sword. The drawing was rather crude and did not even remotely do her justice. One would certainly never recognize the real woman from the rudimentary illustration. In all likelihood, the illustrator had never even seen his subject. But then, that was not the point. The point was to convey the idea of a woman living in a man’s world, dressing as a man and acting in a manner contrary to all the natural inclinations of her sex. And certainly, Moll Cutpurse would never have sat for any sort of much more lifelike portrait, such as those of the queen or other well-known aristocrats that were commonly sold at the bookstalls. Having her likeness so widely distributed and well known would doubtless have been a detriment to one in her profession!

According to what Greene wrote, Moll Cutpurse was not only a thief, but a dealer in stolen goods, or a “brogger” in the canting tongue of London ’s underworld. She was also supposed to be a leading figure in the Thieves Guild, which struck Smythe as one of the true ironies of London society, for while thievery itself was unlawful, there was no actual law against thieves having a guild, and so such a guild did, indeed, exist and apparently met at regular intervals in one or another of the city’s taverns. If Moll Cutpurse was one of the leaders of this guild, as Robert Greene claimed, then it should be no surprise that she could quickly summon up a band of surly henchmen to do her bidding. But whatever could Molly O’Flannery be doing associating with such a person?

Smythe tucked the pamphlet away inside his doublet, took his cloak, and went outside. Shakespeare had already left, without saying where he was going, but they knew they would be meeting later on that afternoon to rehearse with the rest of the Queen’s Men at the Theatre. The playhouses might still be closed, but with the news that they might be reopening soon, it was best to be prepared to greet their returning audiences with a well-staged and polished production. Always assuming, of course, that there would be returning audiences, Smythe thought, rather glumly.