the first time he had heard about it, a youngster playing with the fisherboys of this Mediterranean
coast, helping them pull strange creatures out of the sea and hearing them talk about the "facts
of life." It seemed exactly as incredible to him at this moment, when he knew that it was going
on in a room not far away, the victim his beautiful young playmate whom he had come to love
so deeply. His too vivid imagination was occupied with the bloody details, and he would clench
his hands until the knuckles were white. His protest against nature mounted to a clamor. He
thought: "Any way but this! Anything that's decent and sensible!" He addressed his ancient
mother, asking why she hadn't stuck to the method of the egg, which seemed to work so well with
birds and snakes and lizards and fishes? But these so-called "warm-blooded creatures," that had
so much blood and spilled it so easily!
II
Lanny knew that Irma didn't share these feelings. Irma was a "sensible woman," not troubled
with excess of imagination. She had said many times: "Don't worry. I'll be all right. It doesn't
last forever." Everybody agreed that this young Juno was made for motherhood; she had ridden
horseback, swum, played tennis, and had a vigorous body. She hadn't turned pale when she
crossed the threshold of this hospital, or even when she heard the cries of another woman.
Things always went all right with Irma Barnes, and she had told Lanny to go home and play
the piano and forget her; but here he sat, and thought about the details which he had read in an
encyclopedia article entitled "Obstetrics." From boyhood he had had the habit of looking up
things in that dependable work; but, damn it all, the article gave an undue proportion of space
to "breech presentations" and other variations from the normal, and Lanny might just as well
have been in the delivery-room. He would have liked to go there, but that would have been
considered an extreme variation from the normal in this land of rigid conventions.
So he sat in the little reception-room, and now and then the perspiration would start on his
forehead, even though it was a cool spring day on the Riviera. He was glad that he had the
room to himself; at times, when somebody came through, he would lower his eyes to his book
and pretend to be absorbed. But if it was one of the nurses, he couldn't keep from stealing a
glance, hoping that it was
permitted her to smile at a handsome young gentleman, but did not permit her to go into
obstetrical details.
revolves on schedule; those who tend the machinery acquire a professional attitude, their phrases
become standardized, and you have mass production of politeness as well as of babies.
III
Lanny Budd was summoned to the telephone. It was Pietro Corsatti, Italian-born American
who represented a New York newspaper in Rome and was having a vacation on the Riviera. He
had once done Lanny a favor, and now had been promised one in return. "Pete" was to have the
news the moment it happened; but it refused to happen, and maybe wasn't going to happen. "I
know how you feel," said the correspondent, sympathetically. "I've been through it."
"It's been four hours!" exclaimed the outraged young husband.
"It may be four more, and it may be twenty-four. Don't take it too hard. It's happened a lot of
times." The well-known cynicism of the journalist.
Lanny returned to his seat, thinking about an Italian-American with a strong Brooklyn accent
who had pushed his way to an important newspaper position, and had so many funny stories
to tell about the
his best stories was about how he had become the guide, philosopher, and friend of a New York
"glamour girl" who had got herself engaged to a fascinating aristocrat in Rome and had then made
the discovery that he was living with the ballerina of the opera and had no idea of giving her up.
The American girl had broken down and wept in Pete's presence, asking him what to do, and
he had told her: "Take a plane and fly straight to Lanny Budd, and ask him to marry you in
spite of the fact that you are too rich!"
It is tough luck when a journalist cannot publish his best story. Pete hadn't been asked not to,
but, all the same, he hadn't, so now Lanny was his friend for life, and would go out of his way
to give him a break whenever he could. They talked as pals, and Lanny didn't mind telling
what only a few of his friends knew, that Irma had done exactly what Pete had said, and she and
Lanny had been married on the day she had found him in London. As the Brooklyn dialect had
it, they had "gone right to it," and here was the result nine months later: Lanny sitting in a
reception-room of an