On the Wings of Hope : Prose

Recommended behavior upon meeting. If you are neither a both, nor an inveterate alcoholic or lover for night walks, in the overwhelming majority of cases you will not have any serious problems. Otherwise it’s recommended to come back home only through side streets instead of main ones, because as a general rule main city streets are exactly a favorite place for aimless wanderings of representatives of described kind, “Cop Vagrant

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2. Dog Cop

General description.

The second in prevalence after “Cop Vagrant” kind of Cops. He is characterized by aggravated feeling of egoism and own relevancy, and is inclined to aggressive actions in relation to nonaggressive representatives of our society. A favorable method is the intimidation of citizens for the purpose of experiencing mentioned feeling of own steepness and omnipotence, thus intimidation can be performed in many forms, starting from threats to take one into a cops-ovka (side note: the main dwelling of Cops and their hand of justice is called that way) and finishing with charges in nonexistent and non-made by you (and more often - made by anyone else except you) crimes. By his behavior representative of this kind often resembles a dog (from here comes the name) - likes to bark and bite random passers-by in feet, and, given a chance, to howl on the moon, telling her of his sad cop’s fate. Not marked by either restraint, endurance or self-control.

Rating of efficiency and moral qualities.

The main shortcoming is the increased aggression, manifesting itself with and without a reason. It’s necessary to notice, however, that in rare cases similar rage-outbursts can still have some positive results, because it’s quite easy to redirect anger of representatives of that kind to a required course. There is nothing more appealing than to behold your enemy, biting another enemy, right? In aspect of overcoming the true crime he is characterized by rather low indicators of efficiency, because victims of his anger are most commonly completely not those people, who, according to the logic of things, should be them. Skills of fire arms handling are average, because it often serves rather as an additional argument of psychological pressure instead of a real argument of mechanical influence.

Recommended behavior upon meeting. In order not to get unnecessary bites during a meeting with representatives of that kind a benevolent and quiet communication is recommended, which appears to be capable to awaken inside them feelings of simple human solidarity, which have been corroded and destroyed by rage for so long. It’s recommended to avoid united groups of representatives of that ilk, because due to reasons unknown to us, aggression being emanated by them is capable of amplifying repeatedly in case of “teamwork”.

3. Cop Mobile

General description. Rather new and in present moment (thanks God?) insignificant by number of representatives kind of Cops, formed due to an active development of New Information Technologies, and, in particular, technologies of mobile communication. He is characterized by one of the highest indicators of integration with underworld and is actually an active part of it himself. It’s rather difficult to meet representatives of this type on streets face-to-face as an active involvement into criminal business forces them to often remain “in a shadow”, but their business partners have been greatly breeding in numbers in the past time. We are talking, certainly, of street muggers - a social class of spiritually and intellectually (and rather often also physically) defective persons, carrying out under a vigilant eye of Cops Mobile the dirtiest part of work of reduction of number of mobile communication devices in the hands of population. Rather often it’s possible to observe a picture, when similar “veterans of work” are openly trading similar expropriated devices directly in the vicinity of Cop’s gaze, patrolling stations and other haunts, feeling neither discomfort nor hesitation. There is, certainly, nothing surprising in that - for, after all, what Cop Mobile doesn’t dream of a beautiful mobile phone both for himself and his family, and, taking into account modern total impoverishment of the population, they can be understood … right, no?