On the Wings of Hope : Prose

Rating of efficiency and moral qualities. Efficiency on providing and supporting of the black market of stolen mobile phones reaches its apogee. Moral qualities completely depend upon a monthly conjuncture in the market of portable mobile devices. The rest of qualities, including sense of justice, repentances and similar nonsenses are completely leveled by a new device in a titanic case with built-in Bluetooth and Wi-Fi modules. Skills of fire arms handling (if ultrafashionable IPhone is not taken into account) are in fact really close to zero.

Recommended behavior upon meeting. You will have real difficulties meeting them in person (and it’s almost an impossible task to convict them of criminal activity), but it’s always easy to meet with their workmate. Questions of consideration of a meeting with representatives of groups of chavs are actually similar to questions of meeting with representatives of a kind “

Cop Toothbreaking” in 3 to 1 ration.

4. Cop Toothbreaking

General description.

At present time rather seldom, yet extremely dangerous representative of Cops class. He is characterized by truly “explosive” combination of two qualities - highest level of aggression and not less high skills of hand-to-hand fisticuffs, which he applies almost always inopportunely. He is often gloomy and loony, possessing a constitution of mainly “bull-like” type. Likes to drink and smoke. Represents himself sort of “legal bouncer”, because is able to knock out and hit hard people by the right of employee of law-burying cops forces. Moreover, likes greatly to be engaged in similar “fighting” activity. Is suited ideally for a role of the inspector of cabinets of curiosities, but, as a general rule, is insufficiently intellectually developed for the organized team-fight against real representatives of criminal world. As yet another rule, he is easily coped by representatives of “Cop Oral” kind, but considers representatives of more intellectually developed beings of “Cop Hackerish” and their like as weaklings and idiots, which, however, coordinates well with his internal vision of a world around and his place inside it. Especially brutal representatives of this kind, having passed an additional battle training, are capable of becoming ”

Cops Brutal”, causing horror and fear both in ranks of enemies and in faces of friends.

Rating of efficiency and moral qualities. Efficiency of beating of enemy muzzles and psychological attack of the opponent is very high, which is often, however, practically leveled by their low skills of fire arms handling and weak ability to control their affective desires of smashing with subsequent falling of teeth of any enemies, designated for them as such. His favorite attack is a right punch by a fist of a left hand in a poddy.

Recommended behavior upon meeting.

It’s better not to meet representatives of this kind at all. Hey, that’s the truth - it’s quite expensive as in aspect of future quantity of teeth in your mouth (the name of these representatives is quite symbolically) in particular, and in respect of your potential future corporal health in general. Fortunately, representatives of this kind can be met on streets very seldom as they, unlike all the other kinds, prefer to spend out the most part of their time in a company of three B (Bitches, Bottles, Brothers). If you had a bad luck of getting involved in an armed conflict with similar representative, heed our advice - disarm immediately and raise your hands up, for your opponent almost don’t even need a weapon at all. He, as it’s said, will make you with one left hand … but more often with a right one instead, as this hand is developed better. It’s not recommended to provoke representatives of this type - otherwise he will literally speaking will not warrant himself. The main sign by which it’s necessary to judge of a high degree of responsibility of condition of a representatives of this kind is a lack of “bull” eyes, filled with blood haze and saliva, flowing out from his mouth. The rest of behavioral recommendations are similar for “Cop Brutal” kind.

5. Cop Piratic