I said, ‘Strictly speaking, you
‘You’re concerned what?’
‘You could suffocate if I taped your mouth.’
‘There’s nothing wrong with my nose.’
‘Good to know. That’s settled, then.’
He said, ‘Exactly what is it you’re trying to do here?’
I said, ‘Don’t worry about it. You’re just collateral damage.’
‘From what? I have a right to know.’
From the front seat Casey Nice said, ‘No, Mr White, you do not. As a matter of fact you have no rights at all. Legislation is not on your side. Your associate Joseph Green is harbouring men who would be called terrorists by any court in the world.’
‘I don’t know anything about Joey harbouring anybody.’
‘He has guests.’
‘Friends of his, I expect.’
‘You’re responsible for what he does.’
‘He hasn’t done anything.’
I said, ‘But he will,’ and Nice slowed the car, and took the turn for Chigwell.
We passed the pub, which we both remembered, and we did our best to follow the turns we had taken on foot, the huge car more at home there than in Romford, until we came to the board fence, with the yard-wide gap before the next fence began. Nice pulled over and stopped, and I made Charlie White take his seat belt off, and I made him squirm around with his back to me, and I taped his wrists, and his elbows, and his mouth, around and around, and then I leaned over and opened his door, and pushed him out, and followed after him, and hauled him into the mouth of the alley.
Nice drove on a hundred yards and parked equidistant from five opulent houses, compared to any one of which a gap in a fence a hundred yards away was invisible. She jogged back, fast, a little up on her toes, not relaxed at all, and she bundled into the alley after us, and then squeezed past us and led the way. I kept old Charlie moving behind her, with the old guy huffing and puffing, whether from indignation or lack of condition I couldn’t tell, but either way he was proving himself an honest man when he said there was nothing wrong with his nose.
We made it into the grit clearing, Nice first, glancing left and right, then Charlie, stumbling, his best pants flapping, and then me, checking our backs, checking left, checking right, checking the wooden hut ahead, with
Charlie White stood there, breathing hard.
I said nothing.
She said, ‘Yes, I’m sure it’s the right stone.’
I said, ‘Did they change the lock back?’
‘Why would they?’
I didn’t answer. A shed made of wood, built way back before I was born.
The binoculars were gone.
The kitchen stools were gone, and the tripod stands were gone. The clear lane in front of the windows was completely empty.
Casey Nice said, ‘Is this one of the weird things you told me would happen?’
I said, ‘No, I think it’s even weirder than that. But like the man said, we get what we get.’
I pushed Charlie White all the way in, and I made him sit in a corner, leaning on a bag of bowling club stuff. I switched on my phone, and I entered Bennett’s number, which I remembered from his text the day before, and I sent him a message.
It said:
Then I pictured computers whirring in the county of Gloucestershire, and I switched my phone off again, immediately.
Nice said, ‘Will it work?’
I said, ‘I have no idea. But I’m sure something will happen.’
Charlie White was watching us. His eyes would always take second place to his nose, in terms of distinguishing features, but they were handsome enough, and mobile, sliding back and forth between us, or perhaps between two different interpretations of his predicament. The first might be represented by me, some kind of a big American thug far from home and punching above his weight, stupid enough to go for a big score, which meant I was guaranteed to be dead, and he was guaranteed to be alive. It was just a matter of time. There would be a little discomfort along the way, but the final outcome was not in doubt. He was far too valuable a chip to be wasted. And a little discomfort was nothing to a Romford Boy. They had come up from worse.