The Accidental Tourist

It was incredible, Charles chimed in, that a female movie star traveled "incognito" when any fool should know she was "incognita" instead. Julian appeared to share their indignation. It was more incredible still, he said, how everyone slung around the word "incredible" when really there was very little on earth that truly defied credibility. "Credence," Macon corrected him, but Rose rushed in as if Macon hadn't spoken. "Oh, I know just what you mean," she told Julian. "Words are getting devalued, isn't that right?" She tugged handfuls of her gray tube skirt over her knees in a childlike gesture. You would think she had never been warned that outsiders were not to be trusted.

To enter the Old Bay Restaurant, Macon had to climb a set of steps.

Before he broke his leg he hadn't even noticed those steps existed- let alone that they were made of smooth, unblemished marble, so that his crutches kept threatening to slide out from under him. Then he had to fight the heavy front door, hurrying a bit because Rose had taken a wrong turn driving him down and it was already five after six.

The foyer was dark as night. The dining room beyond was only slightly brighter, lit by netted candles on the tables. Macon peered into the gloom. "I'm meeting someone," he told the hostess. "Is she here yet?"

"Not as I know of, hon."

She led him past a tankful of sluggish lobsters, past two old ladies in churchy hats sipping pale pink drinks, past a whole field of empty tables. It was too early for anyone else to be eating; all the other customers were still in the bar. The tables stood very close together, their linens brushing the floor, and Macon had visions of catching a crutch on a tablecloth and dragging the whole thing after him, candle included. The maroon floral carpet would burst into flames. His grandfather's favorite restaurant-his great-grandfather's too, quite possibly- would be reduced to a heap of charred metal crab pots. "Miss!

Slow down!" he called, but the hostess strode on, muscular and athletic in her off-the-shoulder square-dance dress and sturdy white crepe-soled shoes.

She put him in a corner, which was lucky because it gave him a place to lean his crutches. But just as he was matching them up and preparing to set them aside, she said, "I'll take those for you, darlin'."

"Oh, they'll be fine here."

"I need to check them up front, sweetheart. It's a rule."

"You have a rule about crutches?"

"They might trip the other customers, honeybunch."

This was unlikely, since the two other customers were clear across the room, but Macon handed his crutches over. Come to think of it, he might be better off without them. Then Sarah wouldn't get the impression (at least at first glance) that he'd fallen apart in her absence.

As soon as he was alone he tugged each shirt cuff till a quarter-inch of white showed. He was wearing his gray tweed suit coat with gray flannel trousers-an old pair of trousers, so it hadn't mattered if he cut one leg off. Charles had fetched them from home and Rose had hemmed them, and she'd also trimmed his hair. Porter had lent him his best striped tie.

They had all been so discreetly helpful that Macon had felt sad, for some reason.

The hostess reappeared in the doorway, followed by Sarah. Macon had an instant of stunned recognition; it was something like accidentally glimpsing his own reflection in a mirror. Her halo of curls, the way her coat fell around her in soft folds, her firm, springy walk in trim pumps with wineglass heels-how had he forgotten all that?

He half stood. Would she kiss him? Or just, God forbid, coolly shake hands. But no, she did neither; she did something much worse. She came around the table and pressed her cheek to his briefly, as if they were mere acquaintances meeting at a cocktail party.

"Hello, Macon," she said.

He waved her speechlessly into the chair across from his. He sat again, with some effort.

"What happened to your leg?" she asked.

"I had a kind of ... fall."

"Is it broken?"

He nodded.

"And what did you do to your hand?"

He held it up to examine it. "Well, it's sort of a dog bite. But it's nearly healed by now."

"I meant the other one."

The other one had a band of gauze around the knuckles. "Oh, that," he said. "It's just a scrape. I've been helping Rose build a cat door."

She studied him.

"But I'm all right!" he told her. "In fact the cast is almost comfortable. Almost familiar! I'm wondering if I broke a leg once before in some previous incarnation."

Their waitress asked, "Can I bring you something from the bar?"

She was standing over them, pad and pencil poised. Sarah started flipping hastily through the menu, so Macon said, "A dry sherry, please." Then he and the waitress turned back to Sarah. "Oh, my," Sarah said. "Let me see.

Well, how about a Rob Roy. Yes, a Rob Roy would be nice, with extra cherries."

That was something else he'd forgotten-how she loved to order complicated drinks in restaurants. He felt the corners of his mouth twitching upward.