The Chinese Orange Mystery

“Don’t look so startled; it’s unbecoming. The poor boy’s desperate, or at least he was until about two-thirty this morning. I packed him off to bed and returned to Miss Llewes’s American lair and found the¯ah¯papuhs; and I waited for the admirable lady to return to said lair from her visit to Headquarters, where I fancy you were entertaining her with tiffin. I blush to confess that I made her see the light. Would you believe it? She even returned the loot she got from Kirk!”

“Surprising you were smart enough to think of that,” snapped the Inspector. “It broke my heart to have had to hand it over to her. Come on, come on; let’s see those¯well, whatever they are.”

“That’s the funniest thing,” drawled Ellery. “I can’t for the life of me remember where I put them. I was so damned sleepy last night¯”

The old gentleman glared. “What¯Say, look here, El, stop making a fool out of yourself. Let’s see those papers!”

“Perhaps,” said Ellery quietly, “it’s better that you don’t. I can tell you what’s in them and still retain the evidence.”

“But why don’t you want me to have them, for cripe’s sake?” snarled the Inspector.

“Because you’ve such a confounded loyalty to duty. They remain in my possession. So you won’t be placed in the position of succumbing to the temptation of dragging a very sad and pitiful story out into the light of day.”

The Inspector sputtered incoherently for a moment. “Why, you presumptuous young dope! I thought you were going to be a help . . . . Well, tell me, then.”

“I must exact a promise first.”

“Exact your Aunt Tillie!”

“It’s between us exclusively? You won’t spill it to any one¯the press, the Commissioner, the Chief Deputy Inspector?”

“Boy, it sure must be a honey,” said the Inspector sarcastically. “All right, I promise. Now what’s it all about?”

Ellery puffed reflectively on his cigaret. “It concerns Marcella Kirk. It’s a howling little tragedy, and it’s the sort of thing a vulture like this Llewes woman would snap up in her filthy beak.

“Marcella’s not quite as adolescent as she looks. Several years ago¯in her pre-deb days¯she met a man. He seems to be¯or to have been¯an American expatriate who’d spent most of his recent time in Paris among the wolves. But Marcella met him in New York and fell in love with him. He was apparently old enough to be her father, but she was extremely impressionable and he swept her off her feet. Anyway, with an eye on the Kirk money, I suppose, he carried her off and married her secretly in Greenwich.”

“So what?” growled the Inspector.

“It wasn’t until it was all over that Donald Kirk learned of even the existence of this man, let alone what followed. The man went by the name of Cullinan, Howard Cullinan. Kirk instituted a feverish but quiet inquiry and discovered that Cullinan was already married; had a wife in Paris.”

“Good lord/’ said the Inspector.

Ellery sighed. “Nasty mess, as nasty as they come. Nobody else apparently knew. Not even old Dr. Kirk. Donald found Marcella alone in Greenwich¯the man was out somewhere¯disclosed to her what he knew, and took the poor girl away, more dead than alive. Cullinan seems to have possessed a certain amount of bravado; he shrewdly guessed that Kirk would rather hush the affair than prosecute him for bigamy. And the upshot of the sordid business was that Kirk paid him a sizeable sum to keep his mouth shut and clear out.”

“Well, even so¯” muttered the Inspector, knitting his bushy brows.

“Tut, tut. The worst is yet to come; this is a story for the ages. That would have been bad enough, you understand. But Marcella kept writing Cullinan letters on the sly, as she had written him before they eloped. The girl was desperate, unbalanced, on the verge of suicide. She was afraid to tell even her brother what actually had happened.”

“Oh,” said the Inspector in a low tone. “She was pregnant?”

“Exactly. Which made it an altogether different story. Cullinan naturally washed his hands of her. Marcella’s being pregnant only complicated matters for him; he’d got his cut and that’s all he was interested in. So Marcella, in a pitiable state, went to Donald with the news. You can imagine poor Kirk’s feelings.”

“I wouldn’t blame him if he’d cut that skunk’s throat,” growled the Inspector.

“Odd, isn’t it?” murmured Ellery with a queer smile. “I had the same thought . . . . Anyway, he trumped up some story of a breakdown for the benefit of his family and friends, let this Dr. Angini in on it¯he’s a very old and trusted friend¯and the doctor and Kirk took Marcella away to Europe. She had her baby there, the wheels of progress being oiled by the worthy physician. Unfortunately the child was born quite healthy, and it’s still in Europe in the care of a trusted nurse.”

“So that was the hold Sewell had on Kirk,” muttered the Inspector.