Maisie Wetterman was Rudolf Wetterman's only daughter, and she had been accustomed all her life to having exactly what she wanted. Paying a visit to her father's office one day, she had noticed John Segrave. He had brought in some letters that her father had asked for. When he had departed again, she asked her father about him. Wetterman was communicative.
"One of Sir Edward Segrave's sons. Fine old family, but on its last legs. This boy will never set the Thames on fire. I like him all right, but there's nothing to him. No punch of any kind."
Maisie was, perhaps, indifferent to punch. It was a quality valued more by her parent than herself. Anyway, a fortnight later she persuaded her father to ask John Segrave to dinner. It was an intimate dinner, herself and her father, John Segrave, and a girlfriend who was staying with her.
The girlfriend was moved to make a few remarks.
"On approval, I suppose, Maisie? Later, father will do it up in a nice little parcel and bring it home from the city as a present to his dear little daughter, duly bought and paid for."
"Allegra! You are the limit."
Allegra Kerr laughed.
"You do take fancies, you know, Maisie. I like that hat - I must have it! If hats, why not husbands?"
"Don't be absurd. I've hardly spoken to him yet."
"No. But you've made up your mind," said the other girl. "What's the attraction, Maisie?"
"I don't know," said Maisie Wetterman slowly. "He's - different."
"Different?"
"Yes. I can't explain. He's good-looking, you know, in a queer sort of way, but it's not that. He's a way of not seeing you're there. Really, I don't believe he as much as glanced at me that day in father's office."
Allegra laughed.
"That's an old trick. Rather an astute young man, I should say."
"Allegra, you're hateful!"
"Cheer up, darling. Father will buy a wooly lamb for his little Maisiekins."
"I don't want it to be like that."
"Love with a capital L. Is that it?"
"Why shouldn't he fall in love with me?"
"No reason at all. I expect he will."
Allegra smiled as she spoke, and let her glance sweep over the other. Maisie Wetterman was short - inclined to be plump - she had dark hair, well shingled and artistically waved. Her naturally good complexion was enhanced by the latest colors in powder and lipstick. She had a good mouth and teeth, dark eyes, rather small and twinkly, and a jaw and chin slightly on the heavy side. She was beautifully dressed.
"Yes," said Allegra, finishing her scrutiny. "I've no doubt he will. The whole effect is really very good, Maisie."
Her friend looked at her doubtfully.
"I mean it," said Allegra. "I mean it - honor bright. But just supposing, for the sake of argument, that he shouldn't. Fall in love, I mean. Suppose his affection to become sincere, but platonic. What then?"
"I may not like him at all when I know him better."
"Quite so. On the other hand you may like him very much indeed. And in that latter case -"
Maisie shrugged her shoulders.
"I should hope I've too much pride -"
Allegra interrupted.
"Pride comes in handy for masking one's feelings - it doesn't stop you from feeling them."
"Well," said Maisie, flushed. "I don't see why I shouldn't say it. I am a very good match. I mean from his point of view, father's daughter and everything."
"Partnership in the offing, et cetera," said Allegra. "Yes, Maisie. You're father's daughter, all right. I'm awfully pleased. I do like my friends to run true to type."
The faint mockery of her tone made the other uneasy.
"You are hateful, Allegra."
"But stimulating, darling. That's why you have me here. I'm a student of history, you know, and it always intrigued me why the court jester was permitted and encouraged. Now that I'm one myself, I see the point. It's rather a good rôle, you see, I had to do something. There was I, proud and penniless like the heroine of a novelette, well born and badly educated. 'What to do, girl? God wot,' saith she. The poor relation type of girl, all willingness to do without a fire in her room and content to do odd jobs and 'help dear Cousin So-and-So,' I observed to be at a premium. Nobody really wants her - except those people who can't keep their servants, and they treat her like a galley slave.
"So I became the court fool. Insolence, plain speaking, a dash of wit now and again (not too much lest I should have to live up to it), and behind it all, a very shrewd observation of human nature. People rather like being told how horrible they really are. That's why they flock to popular preachers. It's been a great success. I'm always overwhelmed with invitations. I can live on my friends with the greatest ease, and I'm careful to make no pretence of gratitude."
"There's no one quite like you, Allegra. You don't mind in the least what you say."
"That's where you're wrong. I mind very much - I take care and thought about the matter. My seeming outspokenness is always calculated. I've got to be careful. This job has got to carry me on to old age."
"Why not marry? I know heaps of people have asked you."