Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни

3. After a while one of the first two guys turned to the third one.

4. What sort of control do you have over your wife?

5. Just the other night my wife came to me.

6. The first two guys were amazed.

7. The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer.

3. 1-Е, 2-F, 3-C, 4-A, 5-B, 6-D, 7-G.

4. 1-D, 2-Е, 3-C, 4-F, 5-H, 6-G, 7-B, 8-A.

5. 1. There were three guys talking in the pub.

2. What is the amount of control you have over your wife?

3. The third guy remained quiet.

4. After a while one of the first two turned to the third.

5. Well, what about you?

6. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.

7. What happened then?

6. 1. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they got over their wives.

2. What sort of control do you get over your wife?

3. I\'ll tell you. Just the other night my wife got to me on her hands and knees.

4. The first two guys got amazed.

5. The third man got a healthy swallow of his beer.

Section 17:

2. 1. two couples wanted to join a church.

2. We have special requirements for new parishioners.

3. You must abstain from having sex.

4. No problem at all, Pastor.

5. Welcome to the church!

6. I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights.

7. We were not able to go without sex.

8. My wife was reaching for a can of corn.

3. true: 2, 3, 5, false: 1, 4, 6, 7.

4. 1-Е, 2-a, 3-f, 4–1, 5-b, 6-j, 7-g, 8-c, 9-h, 10-d.

5. 1. three couples wanted to join a church.

2. We have special requirements for new parishioners.

3. The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

4. No problem at all, Pastor.

5. Congratulations! Welcome to the church!

6. The first week was not too bad.

7. I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights.

8. I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there.

9. We\'re not welcome at the local supermarket anymore either.

6. 1.you can join the church.

2. You\'ll be able to join the church if you meet special requirements.

3. You must abstain from sex for three weeks.

4. We can\'t do this.

5. We were to come in three weeks.

6. We were not able to do this.

7. I had to sleep on the couch.

8. I didn\'t have to sleep on the couch.

9. May I join your church without a trial period?

10. I was allowed to do it without a trial period.

11. You shouldn\'t go to the local supermarket anymore.

7. 1. It\'s a recommendation that you join a church.

2. It\'s necessary that we have special requirements for new parishioners.

3. He suggested that we abstain from having sex for two weeks.

4. He urged them to come back at the end of two weeks.

5. He found it necessary to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights.

8.  1. I want you to join a church.

2. He expected them to abstain from having sex for two weeks.

3. The pastor saw the elderly couple enter the church.

4. He let them pass over to the altar.

5. This made him sleep on the couch for a couple of nights.

6. He watched the wife trying to reach for a can of corn.

7. He saw her pick the can up.

8. This made him take advantage of her right there.

Section 18:

2. 1. An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

2. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation.

3. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

4. Finally the old man decided to broach the subject of sex.

5. Oh, I like to have it infrequently.

6. Was that one word or two?

3.  True: 2, 6. False: 1, 3, 4, 5.

4. 1-d, 2-c, 3–1, 4-e, 5-b, 6-j, 7-h, 8-k, 9-a, 10-f, 11-g.