Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни

7. 1. When the young couple were getting married, they decided they would celebrate their first night together.

2. He said that he would go to the bathroom in the morning.

3. Morning came and the groom went into the bathroom but found no towel there.

4. When she got to the bathroom door, he had already opened it from inside.

5. She said that was all that they had left.

Section 12:

2. 1. Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon.

2. His toes were all twisted and discolored.

3. What happened to your feet?

4. I had a childhood disease called tolio.

5. It only affects the toes.

6. He removed his pants and revealed a pair of knees.

3. 1-C, 2-B, 3-D, 4-A, 5-E.

4. 1-f, 2-c, 3-d, 4-h, 5-b, 6-g, 7-Е, 8-А.

5. 1. He took off his shoes and socks.

2. What happened to your toes?

3. I had a childhood disease called measles.

4. He revealed an awful looking pair of knees.

5. It only affects the knees.

6. His wife gasped and said, «Don\'t tell me, you also had smallpox!»

6. 1. Two newlyweds were invited to their friend\'s house to spend the honeymoon here last year.

2. Just you wait! The shoes will be taken off in a moment.

3. The socks are being dried at present.

4. My toes are twisted because of the disease I had in childhood.

5. At last the pants have been removed.

6. His knees were definitely affected by polio.

7. 1. His wife wanted to know what had happened to his feet.

2. He told her he had had a childhood disease called tolio.

3. She asked if he meant polio.

4. She wanted to know what had happened to his knees.

5. He said he had also had kneesles.

6. She asked if he was having anything then.

7. He said it only affected the knees.

8. She asked not to tell her that he had also had smallcox.

8. 1. toe,

2. disease,

3. remove,

4. reveal,

5. amazement,

6. healthy,

7. wrestle,

8. groan,

9. bride,

10. awful.

Section 13:

2. 1. A man and his wife are visiting the local zoo.

2. She\'s wearing a cute, loose-fitting dress.

3. They walk through the ape exhibit.

4. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the lady.

5. The man suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

6. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall.

7. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

3.  True: 2, 3. False: 1, 4, 5, 6.

4. 1-D, 2-G, 3-C, 4–1, 5-H, 6-L, 7-A, 8-K, 9-B, 10-E, 11-J, 12-F.

5. 1. She\'s wearing a cute, loose-fitting dress, sleeveless, with straps.

2. The gorilla begins to go ape.

3. The gorilla is obviously excited at seeing the lady in the pink dress.

4. The husband suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

5. He is making noises that would wake the dead.

6. The gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.

7. He quickly grabs her and flings into the cage.

6. 1. The man insisted that his wife wear a cute, loose-fitting dress.

2. It is imperative that we walk through the ape exhibit.

3. The husband proposed that his wife tease the poor fellow.

4. Then the husband urged her wife to let one of her straps fall.

5. It is necessary to tear the bars down.

6. It is important that you lift your dress up your thighs.