Английский разговорный шутя. 100 анекдотов на все случаи жизни

5. 1. An elderly couple decided it was finally time to marry.

2. Before the wedding they spoke about how their marriage might work.

3. Finally he decided to speak about their connubial relationship.

4. Oh, I like to have it infrequently.

5. Was that one word or two?

6. 1. An elderly couple had been dating for some time.

2. They had been meeting from May till December.

3. Before the wedding they met at the restaurant, and after dinner they embarked on a long conversation.

4. They spoke about their living arrangements and the way they would spend their honeymoon.

5. She wanted to go to Naples, while he insisted on staying in the USA.

6. He took the bottle of champagne which stood in front of him on the dinner table and poured some wine into her glass.

7. The old man decided to discuss the subject of their connubial relations.

8. She flung the wine into his face saying, «What do you take me for?»

7. 1. we don\'t have to date any more.

2. We can get married.

3. We must discuss how our marriage will work.

4. Do we have to discuss finances?

5. May I broach the subject of our connubial relations?

6. I have to ask you if I can discuss this point as well.

7. Will I be allowed to do it frequently?

8. I wasn\'t able to understand what she meant.

8. 1. they had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry.

2. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation.

3. They discussed how their marriage might work.

4. They discussed finances.

5. Finally the old man decided to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.

6. How do you feel about sex?

9.1. finances,

2. connubial,

3. respond,

4. elderly,

5. abstain,

6. welcome,

7. overcome,

8. pub,

9. beer,

10. fight.

Section 19:

2. 1. Generally soft and round.

2. Melts when treated properly.

3. Violent when left alone.

4. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.

5. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

6. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

7. Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

3. 1-Е, 2-f, 3-d, 4-b, 5-a, 6-c, 7-g.

4. 1-d, 2-o, 3-k, 4-e, 5-b, 6-j, 7-l, 8-a, 9–1, 10-f, 11-c, 12-M, 13-G, 14-P, 15-N, 16-H.

5. 1. Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

2. Difficult to find a pure sample.

3. Aging samples are unable to conduct electricity.

4. Tends to form strong bonds with itself.

6. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

7. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

8. This element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

6. 1. womanium is boiling at room temperature.

2. It melts if treated properly.

3. Be careful while using Womanium.

4. Absorbing great amounts of food, Womanium tends to put on much weight.

5. The element turning slightly green, is Womanium.

6. Wonanium has dispersed much of my wealth.

7. Probably it\'s the most powerful income reducing agent known.

8. Manium gets bent out of shape easily.

9. Manium forming strong bonds with Womanium, never decomposes too soon.

Section 20:

2. 1. a woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor.

2. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity.

3. I gave a bum five whole dollars.

4. That\'s a lot of money to give away.