Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы

6. «I will solve your problem,» the priest said, «if you bring your parrots over to my house.»

7. Tell me, when you will bring your parrots.

7.  1. Who will buy these two talking female parrots?

What will I do? What will I buy?

What parrots will I buy?

2. Who will have a solution to your problem?

What will I have?

Whose problem will I have a solution to?

3. Who will put them with my two male talking parrots?

What will I do?

Who will I put them with?

4. Who will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

Whose parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase?

What will my parrots do?

What will my parrots teach your parrots?

What phrase will my parrots teach your parrots to stop saying?

5. Who will learn to pray and worship?

Whose parrots will learn to pray and worship?

What will your female parrots do?

What will your female parrots learn to do?

8. 1. One lady approaches a priest.

2. Father, I have a problem.

3. I have these two talking female parrots.

4. "What do they say?' the priest asked.

5. Do you want to have some fun?

6. I have a solution to your problem.

7. Thank you, Father!

8. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads.

Section 6:

2.  1. There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.

2. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population.

3. Young George was pretty excited.

4. George, relax.

5. We'll wait until they're lined up at the feed trough.

6. Feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up.

7. Now, George, here is how this is gonna work.

8. One more important thing to remember.

9. He remembers Sam's instructions about being polite.

3.  1-A, 2-C, 3-F, 4-B, 5-E, 6-D.

4.  1-D, 2-F, 3-C, 4-H, 5-G, 6-A, 7-1, 8-J, 9-B, 10-Е.

5.  1. Young George was pretty excited.

2. Feeding time came.

3. Sam had a few more instructions.

4. Here is how this is gonna work.

5. We'll meet in the middle.

6. Hang on, George! One more important thing to remember.

7. Show them some respect and be polite.

6.  1. How many bulls were there on the farm?

2. It was that time of year when bulls were pretty excited.

3. It was the heifers that were lined up at the feed trough.

4. There was a bull and some heifers there.

5. There is one more important thing to remember.

6. It was spring and the bulls were pretty excited.

7. It was George who well remembered Sam's instructions about being polite.

7.  1. Two bulls wanted to satisfy all the local female population last year.

2. Sam went down to those heifers over there yesterday.

3. We will wait until they're lined up at the feed trough.

4. We will have our way with the ladies in a nice orderly fashion in five minutes.

5. Feeding time has just come. Line up!

6. Sam started at one end, and George started at the other.

7. We will meet very soon. You'll have to wait a little.

8. Are you showing respect to these ladies?

8.  1. population,

2. trough,

3. satisfy,

4. relax,

5. feeding,

6. respect,

7. female,

8. exclaim,

9. allow,

10. pray.

Section 7:

2.  1. A farmer got a good deal on a dozen pigs.

2. When he got them home he realized they were all females.

3. He wanted to bring his girl pigs over to the neighbor's boy pigs so they could get some baby pigs.

4. The farmer loaded the girl pigs in his truck.

5. That night he went back to pick them up.

6. They would start acting real different.

7. Next morning he went and checked his pigs.

3. true: 2, 5. false: 1, 3, 4, 6.

4. 1-a, 2-c, 3-j, 4-e, 5-1, 6-d, 7-k, 8-l, 9-f, 10-h, 11-g, 12-b.

5. 1. He talked to his neighbor to see if he could bring his pigs over to his place.

2. The neighbor agreed and so the farmer loaded the pigs in the truck.

3. The same night he went back to pick them up.

4. How will I know if they are going to have little pigs?

5. Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting different.

6. Eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn.

6.  1. What you say about your boy pigs sounds really good.

2. The neighbor happily agreed and so the farmer quickly loaded his pigs in the truck.

3. Honey, look out the window and see if the pigs are acting different.

4. Eleven of them are in the back of the truck and one is behind the wheel honking the horn rather loudly.

5. The farmer could hardly get his girl pigs home – so happy they were.

7. 1. Who got a good deal on a dozen pigs at an auction?

What did the farmer get at an auction?

How many pigs did the farmer get a good deal on at an auction?

Where did the farmer get a good deal on a dozen pigs?

2. Who loaded the girl pigs in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs?

What did the farmer do?

Who did the farmer load in his truck to visit the neighbor's pigs?

Where did the farmer load the girl pigs to visit the neighbor's pigs?

Who did the farmer visit?

3. Who said that they would start acting real different?

What would they start doing?

How would they start acting?

Who would start acting real different?

4. When did he go to check his pigs?

Who went to check his pigs the next morning?

Who did he go to check the next morning?