Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы

When did he go to check his pigs?

5. Who was sitting at the table the next morning?

Where was he sitting the next morning?

When was he sitting at the table?

Section 8:

2. 1. A young couple were on their honeymoon.

2. How can I tell my wife that my socks absolutely stink?

3. I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating.

4. I've been very lucky to keep it from him.

5. He's bound to find out.

6. How do I tell him gently?

7. Darling, I've a confession to make.

8. So have I, love.

3. 1-D, 2-A, 3-C, 4-B, 5-F, 6-E.

4. 1-f, 2-1, 3-d, 4-k, 5-e, 6-c, 7-l, 8-n, 9-m, 10-a, 11-g, 12-J, 13-B, 14-H.

5. 1. Sooner or later she's bound to find it out.

2. Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed.

3. I've been lucky to do it while we were courting.

4. How do I tell him gently?

5. The husband finally plucks up courage.

6. He climbs over to his wife and puts his arm around her neck and says.

7. So have I, my love.

6. 1. The husband, as well as his wife, was in the hotel.

2. It was the young couple who rented the apartment.

3. Both the husband and the wife were bound to find it out.

4. Everyone in the house knows that they have left.

5. Both were afraid to confess their secrets to each other.

6. A pair of his socks was lying on the table.

7. Neither my wife nor her relatives know that my feet stink.

8. The number of married couples in our hotel is growing.

9. Honeymoon Jokes is the most funny section of the book.

7. 1. I've got really smelly feet. They've got too.

2. My socks absolutely stink. Mine also do.

3. I didn't manage to keep it from her. We didn't either.

4. We weren't dating. Neither were they.

5. I've been very lucky to keep it from him. So has she.

6. The husband has finally plucked up his courage. So have I.

7. He hadn't walked into the bedroom. She hadn't either.

8. He won't walk over to the bed. Neither will I.

9. He didn't put his arm around her neck. I didn't either.

10. He moves his face very close to hers. I do too.

11. I've a confession to make. So has she.

8. 1. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub.

2. I've got really smelly feet and my socks absolutely stink.

3. I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating.

4. The wife was sitting in the bed.

5. How do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?

6. The husband plucks up enough courage.

7. He walks into the bedroom.

8. He puts his arm around her neck.

Section 9:

2. 1. a couple was planning on getting married.

2. They decided to just go back to their new apartment.

3. The groom had three close friends.

4. They were prone to committing practical jokes.

5. They decided to pull a practical joke on their friends.

6. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats.

7. The bed would collapse.

8. Their feet didn't reach the bottom.

3. True: 2, 4. False: 1, 3, 5, 6.

4. 1-Е, 2-h, 3-a, 4-g, 5-b, 6-j, 7-1, 8-d, 9-m, 10-k, 11-c, 12-L, 13-F.

5. 1. A couple was planning on getting married.

2. The groom had three close friends.

3. They were prone to committing practical jokes.

4. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats in the bed.

5. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do.

6. I'm gonna kill the bastard!

6. 1. as the young couple didn't have much money to go on a honeymoon, they decided that they would go back to their new apartment after the wedding.

2. The groom's close friends thought that they would act wisely if they committed some practical jokes on their newly married friends.

3. The carpenter decided he would cut the slats.

4. They thought that when the couple climbed into bed, the bed would collapse.

5. The ordinary guy decided to short-sheet the bed, so that their feet would not reach the bottom.

6. The dentist chuckled and wouldn't tell anyone what he planned to do.

7. 1. commit,

2. collapse,

3. married,

4. confession,

5. couple,

6. breath,

7. courage,

8. lucky,

9. realize,

10. load.

Section 10:

2. 1. The hotel was all abuzz about the wedding.

2. The groom looked pretty feeble.

3. The feeling was that the wedding night might kill him.

4. The next morning, the bride came down the main staircase.

5. She finally managed to get to the counter.

6. The clerk looked really concerned.

7. You look like you've been wrestling an alligator.

3. 1-g, 2-d, 3-f, 4-e, 5-b, 6-c, 7-a.

4. 1-c, 2-f, 3-d, 4-h, 5-l, 6-b, 7-j, 8-1, 9-k, 10-a, 11-g, 12-e.

5. 1. The groom looked pretty feeble.

2. The wedding night might kill him.

3. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride slowly came down the staircase, hanging onto the bannister.

4. The clerk looked really concerned.

5. You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!

6. 1. A small tourist hotel has been waiting for the newly married since early in the morning.

2. They have come to the conclusion about their age only after a long discussion.

3. The bride had been preparing for the wedding night for about two hours, and when she was ready, the groom had already fallen asleep.

4. She has been wrestling with this crocodile since midnight.