William Shakespeare's The Jedi Doth Return

[ aside:] O, shall the love I’ve shown thus come to naught?
Her heart doth move toward good Luke, my friend.
Thus shall I play the noble part, and stay
Aside whilst their hearts meet, though in the end
It shall undo me. [ To Leia:] Thou dost love him? Say.

Leia

Be sure I love him.

Han

—Thus I ascertain’d
And do respect. Good lady, do not fear:
When he returns you may be unrestrain’d;
The two of you have my consent sincere.

Leia

Nay, nay, ’tis not as thou dost think, good Han.
Let not thy visions run amok with thee,
But hear these words that must fall strangely on
Thine ears: he is my brother, dost thou see?

Enter Wicket.

Wicket

N’yubba, yubba,
Heezur brubba,
Yoozur luvva,
Nyubba, nyubba.

[Han Solo rises, singing and dancing.

Han

[ sings:] O revelation kind, my heart doth swell—
A’merrily my feet do trip!
My Leia’s mine, and I am hers as well.
Sing ho, sing hi, sing heigh!
Though Leia and myself did fear the worst,
A’merrily my feet do trip!
Good Luke is safe from Death Star’s mighty burst.
Sing ho, sing hi, sing heigh!
We all are safe from that dire threat above—
A’merrily my feet do trip!
Thus end our wars with thoughts of blissful love!
Sing ho, sing hi, sing heigh!
Our rebel crew hath won the victory,
A’merrily my feet do trip!
Thus sing together, worthy company!
Sing ho, sing hi, sing heigh!

[Exeunt.

Scene 4.

The forest moon of Endor.

EnterLUKE SKYWALKER, with the body ofANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Luke

The fun’ral pyre shall light my father’s way
To glory out beyond the galaxy.
His final journey shall not be by ship,
But by the smoke that lifts into the air.

[Luke lights the wood on which Anakin’s body lies.